Tonight, me and the guys were having a Game Night.
Eric Singer suggested that we played truth or dare.
"I'll go first".
I said out loud.
"Alrighty then, go for it".
Paul, Gene, Eric, and Tommy watched as I stood in the front while facing them.
"I know that one of you ladies have been married twice, and the other only once. So, I'm gonna dare the Starchild and the God of Thunder to do a challenge called Pain simulator".
Gene nearly choked on his coffee when he heard me speak, causing Eric to chuckle.
"What's that"?
Paul asked.
"It's where you guys get to experience what a woman goes through while giving birth".
I explained.
"Okay, so what do me and Paul have to do"?
Gene asked, as he finished his drink.
After getting them ready for the challenge, I told them that they had to do exactly what I said to do, or they would get feel the pain of childbirth.
"You..."
I pointed my finger at Paul.
The Starchild looked over at me.
"Yeah"?
"Call me Daddy".
Eric and Tommy were surprised, but nonetheless, they were trying their best not to laugh.
"I beg your pardon"?
Paul didn't think I was serious about what I had said before.
"Call me Daddy".
I repeated.
"No, you're not Daddy, I'm a——Owwww"!
Paul felt a shocking sensation in his stomach.
"Are you okay"?
Tommy asked.
"Yeah, I think I'm—-Ahhh! Shit"!
The frontman felt another shock and this time, it was a little bit more intense.
"Come on, Starchild. Call me Daddy.".
I smirked playfully at him while watching him struggle.
"Oaky okay. I'll do it. Just please don't do that anymore".
Paul took a second to get his composure and then he looked at me straight in the eye and said:
"Hi Daddy".
"Ohhhhhhhhh! He called you Daddy"!
Eric exclaimed, making Paul laugh.
The KISS co-founder hadn't felt this much pain in years.
But he knew how to tough it out.
"Okay, Mr. Macho Man. It's your turn".
I said to Gene, and then took out a blindfold.
Paul, Eric, and Tommy laughed at what I just said to Gene.
"That's not even close to my name".
Gene said, as he sat up in his seat.
After I tied the blindfold around the back of the Demon's head, I explained what he had to do.
"Since you love to stick your cow tongue out and use it to lick your girlfriend's—-
"My what"?
Gene interrupted me.
"I'm talking about Shannon. Your hot and beautiful wife that easily tamed you the minute you first laid eyes on her".
Once again, Paul, Eric, and Tommy started laughing.
"Anyway, you have to lick whatever I have and you can't say no or else—-
"Which part do you want me to do? You want me to lick your neck"?
Gore asked.
"What? Oh hell no! You're out of your mind. Besides, I have more hair on my head than my torso".
Paul looked at me with interest.
I immediately started blushing at what I just gotten myself into.
"Anyway, you wait right here and I'll go get it".
I left the room to go and get my tortoiseshell cat who is named Cinnamon.
Gene had no idea of what was about to happen.
"Okay, I got it".
I said while carrying Cinnamon towards the bass-guitarist of KISS.
The Demon stuck out his long tongue and licked my cat's neck like an expert, thinking it was something to do with sex.
But boy, he was wrong.
"What the fuck is that"?!
Immediately, Gene started to spit out whatever it was.
Eric walked over and took the blindfold off of Gene's head.
"Oh my God! You forced me to lick a cat"?!
Gene continued to spit out cat fur while me and Paul laughed at him.
"Well, yeah. I thought that you two needed to get to know each other more. So, you and Cinnamon can be friends".
I said.
Gene got up of his seat and went to the bathroom to spit out the remaining cat fur that got in his mouth.
Me and the rest of the band laughed out loud.
