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Radio Killed the Video Star: Part 6

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[The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.]

Valentino: "See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? (slams his fist on the table) VOX!"

[Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.]

Vox: "[glitches] That FUCKER is back!"

[Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.]

Valentino: "Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!"

Vox: "It's been seven years!"

[Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.]

Valentino: "You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?"

Vox: "Uh, FUCK YOU."

Valentino: "Just saying. *walks around him*"

Vox: "Things have changed a lot since he left town!"

Valentino: "THAT'S for sure."

Vox: "I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!"

[Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.]

Vox: "♫Welcome home! ♫"

"♫ I'm gonna make you wish that you ! ♫"

[As Vox sang, electricity courses through his arm as he sat down, and turns to face the numerous screens.]

Vox: "♫ Say hello to a new status quo. ♫"

[Vox presses a button, and cords latch themselves to the plug ins on the back of his head, connecting himself with the tv networks.]

Vox: "♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand, new dawn, turn the TV on! ♫"

Director: "Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two..."

Chorus: "♫ Welcome to the show! ♫"

Vox: "♫Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain had-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence. ♫"

"♫ Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? ♫"

"♫ More on tonight's program. ♫"

"♫ So, the Radio Demon is back in town! ♫"

"♫ Why is he hanging around? ♫"

"♫ What does that mean for your family? ♫"

"♫ Well, handily, I've got good news! ♫"

"♫ He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile ♫"

"♫ But the demon is a coward! ♫"

"♫ You can take that as gospel. ♫"

"♫Pulling my viewers? Impossible! ♫"

"♫I'm visual, he's barely audible! ♫"

"♫Stop giving him the time of day! ♫"

"♫Don't listen to a word he'd say. ♫"

"♫ Hope he had a nice vacay! ♫"

"♫ But he should have stayed away! ♫"

[Cut to Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and walks away with an idea. as Vox continues singing.]

"♫ While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! [pulls out a deer head] And now his medium is getting bloody rare! ♫"

"♫Hell's been better since he split. ♫"

"♫Where's he been? ♫

"♫ Who gives a shit?! ♫"

[Cuts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel.]

Alastor: "♫ Salutations! ♫"

♫ Good to be back on the air."

"♫Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast."

"♫ Sinners rejoice! ♫"

Vox: "♫ What a dated voice! ♫"

Alastor: "♫ Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. ♫"

Vox: "COME ON!"

Alastor: "♫ Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? ♫"

♫Flitting between this fad and that. ♫"

"♫Is nothing working? ♫"

Vox: "IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!"

Alastor: "♫ Every day he's got a new format! ♫"

Vox: "YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!"

"♫He's the shit that comes before that! ♫"

Alastor: "♫ Is Vox as strong as he purports?"

"♫Or is it based on his support?"

"♫He'd be powerless without the other Vees! ♫"

Vox: "Oh, PLEASE."

Alastor: "♫ And here's the sugar on the cream.

♫ He asked ME to join this team! ♫"

Vox: "Hold on!"

Alastor: "♫ I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea. ♫"

[As Alastor continues with his radio broadcast, Vox was getting so pissed that his screen face was starting to glitch with anger rising.]

Vox: "[Glitches.] ♫ You old timey PRICK! I'll show you suffering! ♫"

Alastor: "♫ Uh oh, the TV is buffering! ♫"

[Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.]

Vox: "[Signal breaking up.] ♫ I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU YOU LITTLE—♫

[The camera head could not get anything loaded, and Vox lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.]

Alastor: "♫I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ♫"

"♫Let's begin. ♫"

[Alastor slowly turns into his true demon form with every sentence.]

"♫I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! ♫"

"♫Tune on in. ♫"

"♫When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! ♫"

"♫Oh, this will be fun! ♫"

[Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time.]

Vox: "FUUUUUCK!"