Radio Killed the Video Star: Part 9

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[In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.]

Valentino (voice message):

"Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-"

"ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-"

"Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-"

"YOU FUCKING SLUT!"

"Hey, Angie! About earlier-"

"-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!"

"Work's really stressful!"

"-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"

"[dead serious] You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby."

"[Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.]"

Angel Dust: "Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets."

"[Angel gets up and leave his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar and starts drinking alcohol. Then he notices a slithering noise. He finds Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he was doing and slams the door open.]"

Angel Dust: "You slippery little shit!"

Sir Pentious: "*screams*"

Angel Dust: "You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you."

Sir Pentious: "I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!"

[Angel was ticked off, and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.]

Sir Pentious: "Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!"

[Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes hypnotized.]

Angel Dust: "Fuck!"

[Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.]

Charlie: "*Yawns* What's going on?"

Angel Dust: "This little bitch is a traitor!"

Sir Pentious: "Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!"

[Sir Pentious hugs both girls.]

Angel Dust: "Uh huh, then explain this!"

[Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.]

Sir Pentious: "Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!"

[Vox immediately picks up.]

Vox: "Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!"

Sir Pentious: "Please! You've got to get me out of here!"

Vox: "I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!"

Sir Pentious: "[crying] I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it."

[Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.]

Vaggie: "Gladly."

[Right before Vaggie could put him out of misery, Charlie stops her and starts singing ]

Charlie: "Wait! Pentious?"

"♫ It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door. ♫"

"♫ One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core. ♫"

"♫ The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts! ♫"

"♫ But sorry is where it starts! ♫"

Sir Pentious: "♫ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? ♫"

"♫ I don't deserve your amnesty. ♫"

[Angel comes with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind with her spear.]

Angel Dust and Vaggie: "♫ Can't we just kill him? ♫"

"♫ Shoot him and spill his blood? ♫"

Charlie: "♫ That's an option you could choose. ♫"

Angel Dust and Vaggie: "♫ Works for us. ♫"

Charlie: "♫ But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry. ♫"

Sir Pentious: "♫ Sorry. ♫"

Charlie: "♫ Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry! ♫"

Sir Pentious: "♫ I'm so sorry! ♫"

Charlie: "♫ And your journey's underway! ♫"

Charlie and Sir Pentious: "♫ It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins ♫"

"♫ But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry. ♫"

[As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Penious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy.]

Niffty: "I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!"

[Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away.]

Niffty: "Not a bad boy."

Charlie: "*Happily sighs* Good first day! Let's get some rest!"

[As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office,(Name) appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. She comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.]

Vox: "WHAT?!?"

[Vox paused when he realizes that it was (Name) who was calling him, showing shock in his screen face as he's about apologize for yelling at her but stops when he hears Alastor laughs evily from behind her."

(Name): "Aw Voxy at least you tried. But you still failed. *she gives a sinister giggle before giving Alastor the watch and going back to her room*"

Alastor: "You'll have to try harder than that next time ol' pal!"

[With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness, as the episode ends.]

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