Scrambled eggs: Part 4

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[The scene changes to show a street in . Alastor and (Name) is walking down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are his new minions.]

Egg Boiz: "Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss and boss lady? I like your suit and you (Outfit of choice)! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!"

[Alastor's eye twitches and (Name) takes a deep breath to stop her from cracking these eggs as he walks down the street, a pained smile on his face.  watches him from behind, before appearing in front of him, revealing himself to be an Overlord: Zestial.]

Zestial: "Hark, Alastor and Lovely. How fare thee this day?"

[Alastor makes a radio static sound effect, looking slightly scared. Zestial grabs (Name)'s hand and kisses it causing her to giggle.]

(Name): "Oh Zestial, what a charmer."

Egg Boi: "Who's that, bosses? Want me to rough him up for you?"

Alastor: "Follow in silence if you value your shell! *Taps Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning back to Zestial* Greetings, Zestial!"

[A  comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastor, (Name) and Zestial.]

Cactus Cowboy Demon: "Oh, holy shit!"

Zestial: "Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day."

[A coyboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.]

Alastor: "Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!"

[A demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire.]

Zestial: "If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?"

{Zesital begins walking down the street with Alastor and (Name) as tons of demons spotted them and hide, run, or avoid them from getting in their way.]

Zestial: "It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to...holy arms."

Alastor: "*laughs* Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious. *Adjusts bow tie and coat in a window reflection* Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes! *Laughs as a laughing sound effect plays from his microphone*"

Zestial: "*chuckles* There too hath been rumour of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. TELL ME, *cloak flares open briefly* how does thou fall in such folly?"

Alastor: "*spins cane* That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories! *Continues walking*"

Zestial: "*chuckles* T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm."

Alastor: Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!

[Alastor, (Name), Zestial and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial and (Name) walking in view, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera was on him. Zesital and Alastor gets into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane.]

Alastor: "No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return."

(Name): "Just stay here and don't die."

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