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Charlie: "OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!"

(Name): "*Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!"

Charlie: "I lost my fish, can you help me find it?"

Angel Dust, cooking the fish: "What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up."

Vaggie: "Husk, gather the others. We need to have another Charlie and (Name) -are-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention."

Vaggie: "What do we say when life disappoints us?"

Nifty: "Called it!"

Vaggie: "No."

Husk: "Hey, are you free?"

Angel Dust: "No, I'm expensive."

Angel Dust: "Here is my wall of inspirational people."

Nifty: "Is that a picture of you?"

Angel Dust: "Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself."

Angel Dust: "Come on (Name), do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that..."

(Name): "Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars."

Husk, filling out legal paperwork: "Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?"

Angel Dust: "Bold of you to assume I was born at all."

Nifty: "I personally was created in a lab."

(Name): "I just straight up spawned lol."

Alastor: "Husk is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around."

Husk: "The best part is you never know when they're coming."

(Name): "I'm the smartest person in my friend group." 

Vaggie: "You hang out with Nifty, Sir Pentious, Cherri bomb, and Angel Dust."

Vaggie: "It's not as high a compliment as you think."

Charlie, answering the phone: "Hello?"

(Name): "It's (Name)."

Charlie: "What did they do this time?"

(Name): "No, it's me, (Name). It's actually me."

Charlie: "What did you do this time?"

Alastor, setting down a card: "Ace of spades."

Charlie, pulling out an Uno card: "+4."

Nifty, pulling out a Pokémon card: "Jolteon, I choose you!"

Vaggie, trembling: "What are we playing?!"

[The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.]

Charlie: "Get two more chairs!"

Vaggie: They can get their own chairs."

(Name): Make them fight for it."

Angel Dust: "You only need one chair to beat them all with."

Husk: "I would never be near children."

Nifty: "Kill two."

Husk: "What did you get on your shirt?"

(Name): "Rust."

Husk: "From what?"

(Name): "Weapons."

Charlie: "Time for more adult supervision."

Charlie: "(Name), I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor."

(Name): "Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?"

Angel Dust: "Husk and I are no longer dating."

Husk: "Angel Dust, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married."

[playing twister]

(Name): "Right hand red."

Angel Dust: "*ends up on top of Husk*"

Husk: "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

(Name): "I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice."

(Name): "Husk, you love me, right?"

Husk: "Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like."

Vaggie: "I'm gonna kill you."

Alastor: "Get in line!"

[Angel Dust comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in (Name)'s bedroom.] (Name): "Babe, are you.. coming to bed?"Angel Dust: "No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend."Angel Dust: "*Lies on the ground and falls asleep*" (Name): "..."

Vaggie: "How has life been treating you lately?"

Sir pentious: "Horribly."

Husk, pointing to (Name)'s empty room: "YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!?"

Angel Dust: "I WAS ON BREAK."

Charlie: "Vaggie and I got married!!"

Alastor: "Don't share your personal problems with everyone."

Alastor: "She was poetry, but he couldn't read."

(Name): "His name was Jared he's 19."

Charlie: "When his parents built a very strange machine."

Sir pentious, singing: "Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen."

Angel Dust, singing: "Eyyyy, Macarena!"

Vaggie: "Horrible job everyone."

Hope you guys liked these incorrect quotes but i wanted to give you guys something calm because next Chapter is gonna AnGsTy and i want y'all to have something to soften the blow. Have happy easter.