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Scrambled Eggs: Part 3

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[The scene changes back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor and (Name) , are, with all of them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101"]

Charlie: "Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little...tension in the hotel."

[As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.]

Vaggie: "Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here."

Charlie: "We think that this group could really benefit from..."

[The background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.]

Charlie: "Trust exercises!"

Vaggie: "Trust exercises. *begins falling* Ah, shit!"

[Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet]

Charlie: "Vaggie, we rehearsed this. (Sighs) *to everyone else* We're doing trust exercises!"

Husk: "So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh...this? *gestures to the stage behind Charlie and Vaggie* I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps."

Angel Dust: "Oh, I will *puts feet on Husk's legs*, but it's cash up front, and I know that one *points at Pentious* can't afford me."

Sir Pentious: "Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!"

Vaggie: "Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?"

Charlie: "Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly! *walks over to stand by Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Angel*"

Vaggie: "What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh..."

Charlie: "Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this."

Vaggie: "Yeah...um, *looks at them. All of them are looking grumpy except for Charlie and Niffty* Sure, I can handle this. No problem."

[Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.]

Vaggie: "*drill sergeant style* All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?"

Charlie: "*raises hand* Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!"

Vaggie: "All right, get on up here."

[Charlie runs past Vaggie and onto the stage.]

Charlie: "I...I love you guys. Like, really, really love you. *falls backwards*"

[Vaggie runs forward and catches Charlie.]

Vaggie: "Gotcha!"

Charlie: "That...felt...good! Angel, why don't you go next?"

Angel Dust:" Fine. *walks onto the stage*"

Vaggie: "This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you."

[Vaggie takes out a spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.]

Angel Dust: "Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-"

[Husk threateningly points at Angel.]

Husk: "I swear to fuck if you say dicks!"

Angel Dust: "-popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!"

[Angel falls backwards. Husk catches him]

Angel Dust: "But, you know, dicks too!"

[Husk drops him]

Angel Dust: "*to Pentious* All, right, new guy, you're up."

[The room goes dark and a melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.]

Sir Pentious: "I...don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me! *falls backwards*"

[Vaggie and Charlie catch him together.]

Sir Pentious: "Damn it."

Vaggie: "That's great. Wow, you are slimy. *drops Pentious* Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?"

[Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically]

Niffty: "Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!"

[Upon hearing this and seeing Niffty, the others were disturbed by her sadistic nature . Niffty flings herself off of the stage., but the others actively move out of the way to let her fall on the ground in the face. Despite that, Niffty seems to enjoy that.]

Niffty: "*falls on her face* Yay! Pain!"

[Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage to jump off again.]

Niffty: "(Sighs) Pain!"

[Charlie and Vaggie walk off to talk privately.]

Charlie: "I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-"

Vaggie: "Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out."

[Angel appears behind them.]

Angel Dust: If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust buildin'".

Vaggie: "*sighs* What do you have in mind?"