A Misfit? | (Pomefiore!OC x Twisted Wonderland)

valentin(e)s

Millennia of years ago, there was once a noble named Valentin who could obtain all his desires with the use of his money but, something is amiss. He had failed to obtain true love with his money. All he wanted was to be genuinely loved, at least one person would do. He was nearing the peak of adulthood as his hatred towards money grew. Despite this situation, he never gives up hope. He prayed, every day, to the great seven and his prayer went like this;

O, greatest seven of all,

I pray for love in my life;

To the Queen of Hearts,

I vow to give my sweetheart with red roses in bloom

As they walk down the aisle;

For the King of Beasts,

I vow to have healthy children with my love

That will look after us when we're no longer young

For the Sea Witch,

I vow to protect our humble home

To stand against any storm;

To the Sorcerer of the Sands,

I vow to keep the fire in my heart ignited

And to love my another through the ends of our lives;

To the Fairest Queen,

I vow to ignore any form of temptation

And teach myself to accept my other's flaws;

O, Lord of the Underwold,

I vow to follow my love

even as far as the depths of the world;

Fairy of Thorns, the greatest of all,

I vow to accept your punishment if ever shall I break my words.

After years of continuous diligence, Valentin laughed at himself. It turns out that his true love is not a lady but a man.

Unfortunately, his prayer came true, and received the punishment of the Fairy of Thorns all because Valentin failed his vow to the King of Beasts and was cursed, cursed by the Fairy of Thorns.

It was a cold night when Valentin heard a vivid voice when he was breathing his last.

"I deem thou as an imbecile who is't breaks his vow to the most wondrous seven. I, the Fairy of Thorns, refuseth to beest in the same standing as thou. And so, this most wondrous one shalt anon keepeth her gage and bestow thou a beshrew. I giveth thee the ability to conceiveth children, and thy children might not but eke taketh this trait of yours. However, thee and thy descendants can only beareth males coequal if 't be true their seeds art planted inside the female corse."

Lite Valentin blinked in confusion when he heard about this family history. He did know that the Valentin family was infamous for being cursed by the Fairy of Thorns but he did not expect this kind of curse. This means that Lite will be able to raise children inside his stomach! That's so amazing! After all this time, he finally discovered the misery revolving around his nephews. So he and his nephews are biologically related. Good. That's good.