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Dilf Eddie xReader- Part 18-The Bachelorette Party🌶️

Reader:

It was amazing how quickly the months have flown by, between work, wedding planning and just wanting to spend every possible waking moment with Eddie your days have busy.
Everything was coming together, almost finalized with the exception of the seating chart,which could be put together now that the RSVPS were done coming in. It was hilarious to watch Eddie run to the Mailbox every day to check for fancy envelopes. He was tickled when he had received RSVP cards from all of the Hellfire club. They were his family, along with Wayne who wouldn't miss it for the world.
The ceremony would be held outside, at Lovers Lake in Hawkins. You had fallen in love with the beauty of it when you had spent the weekend at Steve and Nancy's Cabin. The way the sun shimmered through the fall leaves and then reflected in the lake was breathtaking, you wanted that to be the backdrop to your wedding, and lucky for you you just happened to have a friend that owned a large piece of that beauty. Steve had offered up his land, and had even cleared a spot on the property for you to put a big white tent on. You and your friends were all handy enough to build a big wooden arch to stand under during the ceremony, which you would decorate with bright sunflowers and flowers of deep red, purple and orange, all the colors of fall. Your bouquets and centerpieces would be much the same, and the tent would be decorated with pumpkins,cornstalks and mum's. You couldn't wait to see it all put together.
Your Mother and your friends had thrown you a beautiful surprise bridal shower, it was wonderful to be able to introduce your family to your amazing friends. As expected there were many missing family members but to be perfectly honest you would rather have them not attend then for there to be any awkwardness. You received many beautiful gifts, and when you had brought them home later that day, Eddie was just as excited about them as you were.
" Holy fucking shit Sweetheart an Espresso machine! We're fucking moving up in the world! Look how fucking fancy we are! And a bread machine? I'm going to make some bomb ass fucking bread, a nice hearty loaf that we can eat with some stew-"
You laughed and threw your arms around him."I can't wait to eat your bomb ass bread." You kissed his lips. " But I think we are going to have to put a cap on how many Espressos you can have, your already wound up as it is."
He smiled devilishly at you " I'm sure I can think of a few ways to burn off that energy."
You smirked." Oh , I'm sure you can Stud Muffin." You knew without a doubt thathe would know exactly what to do.
And now a month later the wedding was just months away and the festivities were still in full swing. In fact this weekend was your Bachelorette party, which you were both excited and nervous about. Excited because you knew it was going to be a girl's weekend and anytime you got together with them all you were guaranteed to have a good time, that was also the reason you were nervous. You were going to be partying hard and you knew ultimately the outcome most likely wasn't going to be good. You already knew that there would be copious amounts of alcohol, and as much as it was fun to be tipsy you hated to be drunk and you knew that it was inevitable. You had also heard rumors that they would be taking you to a strip club. You had never been to one before and the thought of getting a lap dance was terrifying. Did you just sit there awkwardly? Did you carry on a conversation? You would just have to get a lap dance for Lisa first so you could see how it was done.
The girls had gone all out, even giving the Bachelorette party a theme, Glitz and Glamour, and judging by the name there would be a whole lot of glitter and sequins this weekend. You held up the hanger that held the skimpy cowl neck dress that your best friend had dropped off for you and sighed. Lisa, you loved her dearly, definitely had a taste for risque outfits, she insisted that you wear it tonight for bar hopping. You wouldn't want to disappoint her after all of her hard work planning....
You unwrapped yourself from the robe that you had been wearing and slipped the slinky dress over your head. It was short, it clung to your curves and was absolutely sexy. You bit your lip as you looked at your reflection in the mirror, with your hair and makeup done, heels on your feet you looked...well hot. Eddie was going to fucking flip.
"Oh Mr.Munson...." You trilled, walking out of the bedroom.
Eddie turned his head from where he sat on the couch and instantly got up the second he saw you. " Holy... Fuck..." He stood dumbfounded. You loved it. You did a slow spin." Now this wasn't my idea, this is Lisa's doing-"
" I'll have to thank fucking Lisa. Damn Kitten, you look, " he licked his lips and ran a hand slowly down your side." You look fucking sinful. Goddamn." He grabbed a handful of your ass and squeezed."I don't want to let you go, I want you to stay right the fuck here tonight so I can do wicked, filthy,unspeakable things to you in that dress."
You wrapped your arms around his waist." I would rather stay and have you do the filthiest, nastiest things to me . It's going to be a shit show, no I am going to be a shit show. We are literally drinking all weekend."
Eddie laughed." You will be fine Sweetheart. Just think of Nancy and Robin, they are fucking ancient and Nancy will have to go back to being a mom when the weekend is over. I'm pretty sure Vickie is going to be babysitting Robin . "
" Vickie is so sweet, she will have a good time too."
" Of course she is, she is going to be surrounded by a bunch of gorgeous women."
You pull Eddie closer." I'm going to miss you Baby."
" I'm going to miss you too." He kissed the tip of your nose, than ran his hands over the soft exposed skin of your back." Jesus Dollface, there really is nothing to this dress. "
" Are you ok with me wearing it out tonight? "
" I'm just jealous that I'm not going to be there to show you off. Your a fucking smokeshow."
You smiled." Your so fucking sweet."
" I'm one lucky son of a bitch to have a beautiful woman like you. " He kissed your jaw, your neck, your chest, burying his face in your cleavage.
" Baby-"
" Your tits look spectacular."
" Why thank you-"
" Your so fucking incredible." He kissed his way back up your chest , your collarbone..." Two fucking days Babygirl, your going to be gone. Two," he licked his way up your neck,"Fucking," he nibbled your ear and you shivered."Days." You felt his hands slide back down to your ass.
" That's practically fucking forever..." He carefully walked you backwards, a slow smile spreading across his face." I just need a little.. something to hold me over."
You felt the back of your legs bump into the seat of a chair and you sat."Eddie -"
" I know, I know, they could be here any minute," he dropped to his knees in front of you." But you and I both know Sweetheart ,that I can make you cum in no time." He slowly slid his hands up the hem of your dress up your legs, exposing your panties. He lightly placed a kiss over the clothed mound between your legs. "Please Princess? I just want a little taste ."
You felt your stomach do flip flops. " Yes Baby , please."
He smirked " Thanks Doll." He hooked his fingers under the waistband of your panties and you lifted slightly so he could pull them down. Once off he carefully folded them then turned his attention back to you." Open up Darlin. Let me see that pretty little pussy."
Your heart raced as you spread your legs for him. You watched as he positioned himself between your legs, watched as he lightly kissed your knees, than started working his way up the soft sensitive skin of your inner thighs. It gave you goosebumps. When he made it to the apex, he licked then sucked a little purple love bites on the inside of your thigh, than looked up at you.
" Just a little something to remember me by."
He winked . Your heart fluttered. And then moved in.
He started with a lazy lick up your slit, than his tongue flicking at the sensitive bud inside, it was enough to have you gasping and wiggling in your chair.
" Fuck Baby-"
Eddie held you still as he lapped at you, sucked at you, added a finger, another, curling them expertly as his tongue and mouth devoured you. You pulled and tugged at his hair, as you rolled your hips into his face,groaning and desperate. "Feels, s-so good."
He practically growled into you. If you had been with anyone else you wouldn't have been so bold , grinding into his face, you may have been embarrassed by your shameless, wanton actions, but not with Eddie. Eddie encouraged it, got off on it, he wanted you to tell him what you wanted, take what you wanted.
"Eddie, Eddie, Eddie- " You moaned as he feasted, his name the only word you could manage as you lost yourself in ecstasy.
He pulled away for a moment, coming up for air." That's my good fucking girl, fucking taking what she wants. Cum for me love, show me how good I make you feel." He pumped his fingers in and out of you as he kitten licked your clit.
You could feel yourself unravel, feel the wave of pleasure take over your body. Your back arched and you cried out, body thrumming.
Eddie worked through your orgasm, and when your body was limp and stated , sat up on his knees, licking his lips." Goddamn Sweetheart, your so fucking hot. I'll never get enough. You taste so fucking sweet."
You sat up straight, watched as he lifted the bottom corner of his shirt up to his chin, wiping away the remnants of your release. His fucking abs peeking out from underneath. You wanted to lick them, you wanted to take his cock into your mouth-" Baby, you should have just fucked me. You didn't even get to cum-"
Eddie cut you off with a kiss." Baby I get off watching you get off, and we both know that if I had fucked you I would have ruined all of your hard work. Your hair, your makeup,fucking ruined. "
He wasn't wrong. Having sex with Eddie was like competing in an athletic event, you were always sweating and panting by the time you were done .
" Besides, I'm not going to die from not coming. I mean if that were the case I would have been dead long before now. You forget that I was single for a million years....."
There was a honk outside. Eddie hopped up and tossed you your panties before jogging to the window. " They're here."
" Shit! I've got to go pull myself together!" You heard Eddie laugh as ran into the bathroom, underwear in hand. You tidied yourself up, checked your hair and makeup again, which surprisingly enough still looked good despite the all the squirming around you did in the chair. You threw your panties on and was walking out the bathroom door as Lisa was walking in. She looked incredible and absolutely scandalous. You thought your dress was skimpy, Lisa's dress was barely there.
She smiled and clapped her hands together excitedly. " Oh my God you look amazing! Eddie doesn't she look amazing?"
" Fucking unbelievable." He wrapped an arm around your waist." Thank you for picking out this dress Lisa. She looks insanely fucking hot in it." He kissed your cheek, then smiled at your friend." You look great too, I'm sure you all do. "
Lisa smiled." Why don't you walk your girl out to the limo and see for yourself?"
Your jaw dropped." Limo?"
" Yeah, we all wanted to pick you up in style!"
" It's too much, you guys are too much."
" Not at all!" Lisa smiled and took your hand.
" Why don't you head on out with Lisa, Dollface, I'll grab your bag." Eddie squeezed you then let go.
" I can get my-"
" Go, Angel, your the guest of honor." He smiled." Go on, I'll be out in a sec."
Lisa dragged you out the door." You look flushed, my dear, we didn't interrupt anything did we?" She smirked and raised her eyebrows.
You felt a blush creeping over your face. " Just a couple goodbye kisses..."
" Don't give me that shit, your lipstick isn't even smudged."
" Lisa,you don't even want to know-"
" Of course I do!"
You walked out through the garage and there was the limo before you, blasting music. The moon roof opened and Robin popped out .
" And there she is! Our beautiful bride to be!"
The door opened and you could see the other women inside, they all had flutes of champagne in their hands. There was so much sequins...they were all dressed to the nines , and they all looked phenomenal.
Nancy crawled out the door wearing a blue sequin dress and a smile on her face. "You look so good!!" She hugs you. "We are going to have so much fun!"
" Nancy, here!" Robin reached for something inside the limo than popped back up with a handful of tulle and satin." She handed it to Nancy who gladly took it and came back over to you." To top off your ensemble," she put a satin sash over your head and positioned it on your shoulder, then put a headband with a short veil on it atop your head. " It's perfect! "
The girls in the limo cheered as you looked down at the white sash with bright pink writing on it," Bride to Be " which was hysterical because they all knew you were already married but you were sure they wanted it to be as authentic as possible.
" Well look at you Princess-" Eddie said walking out with your suitcase, a big smile on his face. " Don't you look fucking adorable?" He kissed your forehead, " Hello ladies, your all looking spectacular. There is a fuck ton of glitter and trouble in that limo."
They all hollered out their greetings to Eddie and he smiled.
" You guys are going to be a hot mess and I am going to miss it."
" Don't worry Eddie, we promise we will take good care of her." Nancy smiled up at him.
" I know you will." He smiled again, then wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you impossibly close. " I want you to go and have the time of your life Babygirl." He rested his forehead against yours." I love you so fucking much, and I will be thinking about you every fucking second that you are gone. " He squeezed your ass." I want you to have fun."
" I'm gonna miss you too baby." You pulled away, pressed a kiss to his neck leaving a perfect red imprint of your lips. You smiled." Just a little something to remember me by." You winked up at him.
Eddie smirked." You have more of that lipstick in your purse?"
" Of course-"
" That's good, because I may have been a gentleman earlier but I'm about to fuck it up now." He leaned in and covered your mouth with his, kissing you deeply, desperately, passionately. The girls all squealed and cheered, egging him on. He kissed you until you were breathless and dizzy, and than slowly pulled away.
"Jesus Christ Munson, that was one hell of a send off!" Robin smiled.
" I gotta show my girl how much I love her." He ran a thumb over your puffy lips." Can you feel how much I love you Sweetheart?"
You smiled." I certainly can." You wiped lipstick off his lips with your thumb." This is a good color on you, it goes beautifully with your chocolate button eyes."
He leaned into your ear." I bet that shade would look good wrapped around my cock too." He chuckled wickedly.
You felt your face get hot." I bet your right. We will have to see when I get home."
" Do me a favor Angel, wear that dress when I pick you up Sunday, Kay?"
" Sure, baby anything for you-"
He dropped his voice down to a whisper." I'm going to fucking destroy you in it."
His words made you shiver because you knew he would make good on his promise. You looked up at him through your long lashes." I look forward to it."
He grinned " That's my girl."
"Enough whispering sweet nothings, its Time to give her up Munson!" Robin demanded, smiling.
" Yeah yeah, yeah." He muttered and kissed you one last time." If anyone gives you any trouble Sweetheart, kick em in the dick and call me. I can be there in no time "
You smiled at him. " Didn't you notice? I wore my dick kicking shoes just in case a situation arises."
He laughed. " Just be careful."
" I pinky promise." You held up your pinky and watched as he wrapped his own around it, than brought your hand up to his lips.
" I love you Mrs. Munson."
" I love you more Mr.Munson."
" Impossible!" He bowed in front of you dramatically," My Love, your chariot awaits!"
" It's about damn time Eddie! We have some serious shenanigans to get into and we can't if you won't let her go!"
" Ok, ok, Buckley, I get it!" He took your face in his hands and kissed the tip of your nose than lightly kissed your lips. " Have fun Darlin. Pace yourself."
" With these ladies?" You chuckled then sighed, if you didn't get in now you would never leave, you would want to stay wrapped up in his arms. You ducked and tried to carefully get in without showing the whole world your ass, and sat beside Suzie and Vikki. Nancy got in next than Lisa, Eddie put your bag in the trunk than leaned down to the window.
" You all look incredible, this city has no fucking clue what it is in for with you ladies on the loose. Have fun, and don't do anything I wouldn't do." Eddie winked at you than backed away.
" Bye Baby!" You shouted before the window was rolled up. You watched him wave then make his way into the house. It wasn't two seconds later a flute of champagne was in your hand , and two seconds later it was gone and refilled.
" Time to catch up!" Lisa smiled and raised her glass." A toast, to the lovely Mrs. Munson, for graciously allowing us to throw her a real Bachelorette party even though she is already married, and giving us the opportunity to let our hair down, get a little drunk and go see some dicks at the strip club! Let the shenanigans begin!"
We all brought our glasses together and drank, and then we were off.
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Our first stop was the hotel that the girls had rented for the weekend. It was swanky and right in the middle of where all the action was, and when you walked into the room you were surprised when you saw that it had been completely decked out in shining silver and rose gold decorations. Balloons and streamers were everywhere and the table and counter tops were covered in snacks and alcohol. Oh yeah, and penis straws and confetti. Why did bachelorette parties always have to incorporate dicks into the theme somehow? Damned if you knew.
Lisa took a couple of pictures of you with the phallic straw in your mouth, drinking the mixed drink that the girls shoved into your hand, than pictures of you with the rest of the small crew, Suzie, Vikki, Robin and Nancy, it was the perfect sized crowd. You all freshened up then made your way to the Italian restaurant two buildings down from the hotel for an amazing dinner. You laughed and continued drinking and finally felt the effects of the alcohol settling in, making you giggly. You looked around the table and smiled, you truly had some amazing friends and you were thankful for each and every one of them.
After that the bar hopping commenced. You danced and drank some more, the alcohol taking the edge off of the anxiety you would be feeling because of the attention you were getting because of the sash and veil. Everyone you met was super nice, offering their congratulations, and many, many shots.
By the time you reached the last bar you were starting to slow down, your head was fuzzy and you knew that you needed to switch to straight water otherwise tomorrow you would be dead. You stumbled your way through the crowd and up to the bar , signaling to the bartender as you carefully sat on a barstool. You readjusted the straps on your dress to make sure your breasts weren't going to pop out than smiled as the man behind the bar came over.
" What can I get for you Sweet pea?" He flashed you a wide smile.
" Water, please. I'm dying."
" You got it Honey."
You smiled." Thank you." You watched as your friends continued to party on and you wondered how they did it. They were way more seasoned than you were, even in college you were more inclined to stay home and read than go out to parties. You were for sure a lightweight.
" Excuse me, Miss, can I buy you a drink?"
You snapped out of your daze when you felt a heavy hand When you whipped around, you were face to face with Robbie Munson. " Hey Mom, how ya doing?"
You shook your head and smirked." Doing just dandy son. So tell me, did you come here tonight looking for the love of your life? Or your next victim? Better move fast, it's almost last call."
Robbie smirked." I fear I will be going home alone tonight. All the girls are wasted by now and taking home inebriated women isn't really my thing." He leaned against the bar." Looks like Aunt Robin and Aunt Nancy really know how to party."
" I can't keep up with them."
" You never were a party animal."
" Not at all." The bartender placed a glass of ice cold water in front of you and you drank it like you had been stranded in the desert for a week.
Robbie watched you, his big brown eyes roaming over you, a gaze that at one point in your life would have made you weak in the knees. " You, uh, look real good tonight."
" Well it's certainly not something I would wear on a daily basis...I feel like my tits and ass have been hanging out all night."
" You look hot."
You smirked. " Now Robbie, is that something you should be saying about your Mother?"
He chuckled."STEP-Mother." He bit his lip and sighed." Can I ask you a question?"
You raised an eyebrow at him." Yes?"
" Your like a completely different person now, your confident, sexy. How come you weren't like that with me?"
" Are you sure you want to have this conversation with me right now? I have been drinking copious amounts of tequila and that shit is like truth serum."
" Yeah, I want to know. How come you weren't this sexy version of you when you were with me?"
You looked him dead in the eye." Because you didn't make me feel like I was sexy. I didn't feel like I was desirable. "
" Ouch."
" You said you wanted the truth. In the beginning it was different, you would hold my hand, run your fingers through my hair, lightly run your fingers along my skin, you know, little things. Those little things were what would get my heart racing, those things made me feel wanted,but then you stopped. I figured it was just the natural progression of a relationship. When things changed in the bedroom, I felt like you just kind of gave up on me, we would have sex and I would rarely ever finish-"
" That's harsh. That's not fully on me though, you never said anything."
" You couldn't tell?"
" Ok, maybe sometimes. I just thought maybe you weren't really interested, you just wanted to get it over with."
" I didn't say anything because I didn't want to hurt your feelings, I faked it because I loved you."
Robbie slowly nodded " I'm sorry I fucked you over, like really fucked you over by cheating. It was a shitty thing to do. I should have just been honest with you, about not being ready for commitment. I regret it. I'm glad that we can still be friends-"
"We are technically family now so...." You twirled the straw in your water." But honestly, if you hadn't we wouldn't be where we are today. I wouldn't have gone over to your Father's house that day with your things, he never would have rocked my fucking world-"
" Lalalala, I don't want to hear about it-"
" You practically saw it-"
" I would be perfectly happy if I never had to think back to that moment where I walked in and saw his naked body on top of yours-"
" You couldn't even see me-"
" But I got an eye full of his naked ass-"
" He's got an amazing ass! And his dick-"
Robbie gagged." Uh, no, no thank you, I don't want to think about his dick."
" I had never cum so hard-"
" Time to change the subject. Wait like never? I mean there were times that you came with me-"
" Not like that."
" Shit, Well that's embarrassing. My old ass Father showing me up-"
" The point is I am happily married, you are happily single and can go out and fuck anyone you want." You gasped, than playfully slapped his arm." Like Chrissy fucking Cunningham!"
Robbie smirked." She was fucking wild. Fucked her in her mini van-"
" It was probably the first time in forever she fucked someone that could get it up, Jason will fucking kill you if he finds out."
" I think I rocked her world. Accept...."
" What? Accept what? It's Munson family confession time right now-"
" She called me Eddie -"
You burst out laughing." What!?"
" Hey!!! What are you doing here?" Drunk Robin stumbled over to you and braced herself by putting a hand on Robbie's chest." Were you sent here as a spy?"
" It was purely coincidence Aunt Robin, I swear." Robbie looked from Robin to you." You guys going to be able to make it back alright?"
" Of course! I'm fine!" Robin smiled lazily.
You looked at Robbie and laughed." Yeah, look at her, she's fine!"
" I can't in good conscience leave without knowing you ladies make it home safe."
Robin squeezed his cheeks ." What a nice boy! Your Daddy raised you right!"
You looked over and saw the rest of the ladies making their way to you, all holding onto each other, giggling.
" Hey!" Lisa walked up to Robbie. " It's supposed to be girls only!"
You saw Robbies eyes wonder over your best friends body , you couldn't really blame him, she was sexy as hell. " Don't get your panties in a twist-"
" Panties? Who's wearing Panties?" She winked.
" Jesus Christ Lisa. I didn't know that you guys were going to be here-"
" He came here to find a woman and what did he find? All of us-" you chimed in .
Nancy shook her head and put a hand on his shoulder." You don't want a girl from the bar, you want a nice, smart girl. Go to the library to find a girl-"
" I'm not worried about finding a girl, what I am worried about is getting you guys back to the hotel. Why don't I call the cab company and have them send over a van-"
" We can walk!"
" You cannot walk. Stay right here. I will be right back." Robbie took off to call a cab.
Lisa walked over to you and wrapped an arm around your shoulder." It was nice of your son to go call us a cab."
You looked at each other and started laughing like hyenas.
It was like herding cats trying to keep everyone together until the cab came, Robbie kept his word and stayed , loading you all into the van to make sure that you got back safely. To your surprise he hugged you.
" Tonight has been very... enlightening. I really am glad that we can still be friends, especially in this kind of weird situation."
" We are both happy, there is no reason for resentment."
" I hope you guys have fun the rest of the weekend. Something tells me that tomorrow morning might be a little rough for some."
You laughed." We are going to the strip club tomorrow if you want to tag along."
He laughed." All set thanks. Be safe ok?"
"I promise."
" Have fun, call if you run into any trouble."
" Will do."
" Oh and by the way, your tits look spectacular." He smirked.
You gasped." That was so fucking inappropriate!" You laughed." Your Father said the same thing right before he-"
" Don't finish that sentence!"
" You started it."
" I know, I know . "
" Are you ok to drive?"
" I'm fine."
"Be careful on your way home!"
" Yes Mother!"
" Get the fuck out of here!" You laughed.
He said good night to the girls and turned and left.
When you got back to the hotel you tossed your sash and veil, kicked off your shoes, and flopped on the bed. Two minutes later you bounced as the body of your best friend landed on the bed beside you. The two of you grunted at each other than fell fast asleep.