Y/N POV
Oh man... we got a headache, we got body aches, I got sand on my bare legs... and I'm wearing nothing but undies... wait... what are my pants doing on the bed and... my arm is stuck, the room is dark with the blinds down...
Looking to my left, I'm...
Y/N whispers: AH! F-fuck!
THERE'S A GIRL IN HERE!!! Is it a girl? Yeah, it's a girl, she has boobs... alright... I really did bring someone home. She's... missing a leg... OH WAIT!!! Scratch... this is the Scratch girl I brought home, and she's cute, damn...
Scratch: Mmmmmm... shit... oof...
She rolls onto her back and wakes up, then sitting up just like me with hangover dread all over her face. She looks at me after looking around the room.
Y/N: Hey.
Scratch: Hiiiii...
Y/N: I don't know what happened last night.
Scratch: Me neither... but I think we had sex...
Y/N: You think so?
Scratch: I'm naked, you're naked, the room smells like sweat. I think we had sex, 9-to-5.
Y/N: 9-to-5... hehe... good one, was it a good time, gimpy?
Scratch: Gimpy? Oh... my leg, oh that's a low-blow...
Y/N: Low-blow...
Scratch: Shut up, that is not funny! *Proceeds to laugh*
She slaps me upside the head, then I reach down and grab her leg off the floor, hand it to her. She locks it into the stub that was her old leg and now she's good as new.
Y/N: That was fun though, I mean... I don't remember a lot of it.
Scratch: Of course, you don't.
Y/N: Do you remember any of it?
Scratch: No, but I'm sore afterwards, so something was done right...
Y/N: Do you even remember my name, Scratch?
Scratch: Y/N? Is that right?
Y/N: Bingo, so, what now.
Scratch: Well... seeing as we've talked more than I bet we did last night; I'd say this was a hook-up. I should be heading out.
Y/N: No breakfast or anything?
Scratch: Respectfully, no... I gotta see a friend. Don't be weird.
Y/N: Does your friend, happen to be a pink-haired girl that wears glasses and carries old CDs around?
Scratch goes wide-eyed, which is a definite yes. OH NO!!! I FUCKING DIDN'T!!! I slept with her friend...
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