Weird Things the Signs Have Texted to Me (Part One)

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Aries: ANNA WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IM5 PLEASE CALL ME WHEN U HAVE THE CHANCE TODAY OKAY THANKS

Taurus: OK can we turn this to another note? Because now I'm all sad and s***

Gemini: I'm hot. My face is hot. My hair is hot. Everything about me is hot. 

Cancer: I'll hold some ice cream and pizza above my head. If you ever see that...then that's me. 

Leo: (I don't really talk to Leos...I want to...)

Virgo: Let's go to Australia and hunt him down shall we?

Libra: POSE NAKED?

Scorpio: I'm literally sitting in my bed looking at my cracked phone

Sagittarius: (I don't talk to Sagittariuses that much, I wish I did though...)

Capricorn: No

Aquarius: Oh no. It's fun watching some of them just fail

Pisces: Anna can I have your address again?

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