Before I go into this, these were made by my friends when we were made at a speech competition. I didn't make any of these. (low-key glad I didn't lmao)
Aries: My grades are sinking faster than the Titanic
Taurus: Are you shore
Gemini: My grades are below sea level (get it...cause "C" level and sea level OHH)
Cancer: You will beg for Merced (get it...cause mercy...and Lake Merced...haha)
Leo: You should feel gullty
Virgo: There is a pondering in my soul
Libra: Is it too late now to say shorey
Scorpio: LAKE ME SAY SORRY
Sagittarius: It's too late to pondegize
Capricorn: You're a beach (I don't think I have to explain this one)
Aquarius: SEA YOU LATER (this one is so bad)
Pisces: Cry me a river
BONUS (not a pun):
"She was dancing Shakira so I looked her in the eye and said 'Hoe.'"
You're welcome.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Zodiac Adventures
DiversosWell, I read a ton of zodiac books and loved them, so I decided to make my own. All of these will probably be made up by me! Stories, scenarios, things like that! With the gang of 12 zodiac signs, things might get a little crazy....
