The Signs as Our Reactions to EXO's "Lotto" MV

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So my friend and I just saw EXO's new music video, Lotto (we watched both versions twice) and I...I don't know what to say right now. I have no words.

Aries: "Is that Baek???? Oh my gosh it's Baek...Oh my gosh we're being biased wrecked by Baekhyun"

Taurus: "No. No. Kai. No. Stoppppp"

Gemini: *incoherent screaming every time biases come on screen*

Cancer: "omg they're doing the grandpa move"

Leo: "Cha-Ching- OH SHOOT ITS STARTING HI SUHO"

Virgo: "Suho is in his natural habitat"

Libra: "THEY LOOK LIKE CHICKENS OMFG"

Scorpio: "Suho don't burn that money, give it to me I need that money to buy the Lotto album"

Sagittarius: "...what's Chateau?"

Capricorn: "She took all of Chanyeol's money! It was his allowance from SUHO!"

Aquarius: "the low-toh"

Pisces: "oh shoot oh no wait...is Chanyeol being arrested? NO WAIT STOP SAVE HIM WHAT NOOO!"

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