Aries: "This is straight up unhumanrightful."
Taurus: "He was shooting me, and I didn't appreciate it. I feel sad when you shoot me in the face. Please don't shoot me in the face."
Gemini: "I can't speak English. Just know that I like cookies. I'm going to say that before I die. If I say that then you know I died."
Cancer: "You know what, Anna? I like cookies."
Leo: "You're trying to be me, but there can be only one of me, and that is ME!"
Virgo: "You know what, these are the questions that defy the meaning to be alive. How did you die? How did I die?"
Libra: "There is so much salt in my system right now."
Scorpio: "I'm leafing."
Sagittarius: "IT'S REALLY FAT AND SCARY AHHHHHH"
Capricorn: "If I don't win, it's not GG."
Aquarius: "He was too Eunwoo for you, huehuehue."
Pisces: "Baby Markeu in the deep blue sea, swim so wild and swim so free, heaven above and the sea below and the little white haired Jackson that goes.." When you're Markson af
A/N:
Emmie is weird. There's no question about it.
-A <3
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Zodiac Adventures
AlteleWell, I read a ton of zodiac books and loved them, so I decided to make my own. All of these will probably be made up by me! Stories, scenarios, things like that! With the gang of 12 zodiac signs, things might get a little crazy....
