TSA: Iconic Teacher Quotes

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In honor of my graduation, I would like to make an update dedicated to the weird and stupid things my teachers have said over the year.

Aries: "Keep it crispy, my homies."

Taurus: "Try not to."

Gemini: "Always remember kids, older white men know what's best for you." 

Cancer: "It's like the Care Bear of elements."

Leo: "Nice sweater, Jenny!"

Virgo: "Ergh! You stupid gaga!" 

Libra: "I hear the birth of a caterpillar."

Scorpio: "The elephants are mating."

Sagittarius: "It has nothing to do with a butt!"

Capricorn: "Remember kids, when you're eighteen, don't vote. That'll give my vote more power."

Aquarius: "I neither confirm nor deny."

Pisces: "When I think of you, I cry."

A/N:

So, yeah. I left out a lot of things, most likely, sorry to the people I know in real life. But we have freedom now, yaaaayyy! Is anyone else gonna go to school on Monday to taunt the seventh graders with Quickly's? XD

Hope y'all enjoyed the weird af update, don't forget to vote and comment!

-A <3

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