Weird Things the Signs Have Said to Me (part 2)

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Aries: WHY IS THIS STYLUS FIFTY DOLLARS GEEZ! Look at all the people in the Apple store compared to the Windows store...haha. 

Taurus: At least make him die in the war!!!!

Gemini: Do I get a gold star? Why not? Steal them then!!!!

Cancer: Emma go talk to Brady! This kids are so cute...oh okay someone just hugged me from behind...okay then!

Leo: *any Leos can step forward...um...yup.*

Virgo: I NEED TO GET THAT STUPID PULLOVER UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Libra: WEED BED. 

Scorpio: POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES.

Sagittarius: *cricket noises*

Capricorn: Four score and seven years ago our founding fathers did something cool. Without them we wouldn't be here so EVERYBODY BE NICE TO EACH OTHER. 

Aquarius: *in response to anything DotZ related* ANAKIN'S IN A COMA. 

Pisces: It's like Jackie Chan comes out over the rooftop like WACCCCHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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