Burrito's

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Don't even ask. This is requested by Icystormrises14. It is what the zodiacs would do if they were all stuck in a giant burrito.

Again, don't ask.
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Aries: WHAT THE CRAP?!?! HOW DID WE EVEN GET HERE?!? WHERE ARE- *stops* *sniffs* is that....a.....burrito? *realizes they're in a burrito* OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME LIKE I CAN'T EVEN *squeals so high all the glass in the world shatters and they render themselves deaf*

Taurus: WHAT WHERE ARE- *realizes they are inside a giant burrito* *warrior cry and dives into burrito* *eats it all in like four seconds*

Gemini: *takes selfie of everyone in giant burrito* *posts* haha! #inaburrito #what #lmao

Cancer: *hyperventilates* WHAT WHAT WHAT?!? HOW?!? *cries* *hugs Pisces*

Leo: WHOA WHOA WHOA! HOLD IT! *everything stops* This smells good. I should get burrito-smelling cologne/perfume! *texts mom to get some*

Virgo: eww eww eww EEEEEWWWWW!!! I SEE SAUCE! I SEE SAUCE EVERYWHURR!!!! *ocd takes over* *passes out*

Libra: whoa guys! This is so cool! OMG!!!! IS THAT A GIANT TERMERTER?!?!? I MERST FERND ERT!!!! (I must find out) *runs away*

Sagittarius: cool! This is awesome! *looks around in amazement* YES! CHICKEN! SCORE! NOW I CAN FINALLY COMPLETE MY LIFE GOAL OF CREATING THE BIGGEST CHICKEN EVER!!!

Scorpio: *eats tunnel out of burrito*

Capricorn: *quickly finds a way out and gets home, shares experience with world and becomes member of FBI* *don't ask how*

Aquarius: whoa! *pauses* wait.....who made this burrito? Is someone going to eat it? *gasp* IT'S THE ALIENS!!!! THEY'VE COME TO ME!!! They're a lot bigger than I thought......

Pisces: *cries* *hugs Cancer's*

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