The signs without wifi
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Aries: *curses violently at phone* *throws phone across room, breaking it* *curses even more violently*
Taurus: well, guess I'll just have to go eat away my problems
Gemini: NEEERRRR!!!! HOW WILL I TAKE MY SELFIE'S?!?! Oh wait, I don't need wifi for that. Never mind! *takes amazing selfie* there we go! Now all I need to do is post this amaz- *gasps* NOOOO!!!! THE WIFIIIIIIIII!!!
Cancer: *takes appropriate action and goes to fix wifi* there we go! *is the only one in the entire world with wifi besides other Cancer's*
Leo: well.....I guess I'll actually have to....go outside *gasp*
Virgo: *writes will*
Libra: *waits till the wifi is fixed like a rational person* *goes to the mall while they wait*
Sagittarius: DAAAAAAAAD!!!!! GET OFF OF NETFLIX, UR USING UP ALL THE WIFI!!!!!
Scorpio: *murders someone in a blind rage*
Capricorn: dang it! Now what do I do with my life?
Aquarius: NOO!!!! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVO WITH MY ALIEN BUDDY BILL!!!!! NOW HOW WILL I TELL HIM HIS SPACESHIP FELL IN MY BACKYARD??!!
Pisces: Hehe.....I can live without wifi for a little while, right? *can't* *also dies*
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