The Zodiacs

Taking a shower

Aries: listens to music and plays an invisible guitar when the guitar solo comes on. Ends up slipping and getting a concussion

Taurus: plays with the shower head, getting frustrated because it's either ice cold or lava hot. Ends up getting so angry that they break the thing and storm out

Gemini: is in and out of the shower so they can do a specific hairstyle that they can only do when their hair is wet

Cancer: takes a hot shower so they can draw pictures of all their imaginary Senpai's on the steamed up glass

Leo: takes a long, luxurious bath like a king

Virgo: tapes their iPhone to the wall and watches Netflix while taking a relaxing bath

Libra: uses a bath bomb and does it wrong and somehow ends in burning all their hair off. Then curses eBay

Scorpio: is randomly dancing to no music and does the whip while in the shower. They kick the faucet and cut their foot and pretty much die (this actually happened to my friend)

Sagittarius: takes the longest shower in the world and only gets out once all the hot water runs out

Capricorn: thinking over their life choices and second-guessing all of them

Aquarius: sings and dances calmly but then hears their brother play the song Bohemian Rhapsody and gets so excited they almost break a leg (story of my life guys, story of my life)

Pisces: plays with some plastic toys in the bath and has so much fun and get so distracted that they don't even shower.