The signs when a page/website takes forever to load
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Aries: STUPID PHONE! *throws onto floor and jumps on it* *immediately hates themselves afterward*
Taurus: *eats some pretzels while they wait*
Gemini: NOOOO!!! INSTAGRAM, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED MEEEEE?!?! NNNEEEERRRR!!!!
Cancer: *waits patiently*
Leo: *throws phone across room and storms off in anger*
Virgo: NOOOOO!!!! WIFI, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!?? WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!
Libra: *cries*
Scorpio: *prays to the wifi gods to load the page* *sacrifices someone in order to please them*
Sagittarius: MOOOM!!! GET OFF FACEBOOK, UR USING UP ALL THE WIFIIIII!!!!
Capricorn: UUUUGGGGHHHH!!! Not again!!!! *chucks phone against wall* *phone bounces off wall and hits eye* AHHHHH!!!! WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO LEO?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! *hops backwards, holding eye* *falls down stairs* GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! WHY LEO?!? WHYYYYY?!?!
Aquarius: *refreshes so much it doesn't even have time to load so they throw phone out window* *phone hits a car* *car crashes* YOU SHOULD HAVE LOADED TUMBLR!!!!! NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!
Pisces: *is Scorpio's sacrifice unknowingly* *goes to Scorpio's house* Hey Scorpio! Where is it? What? You said you had frostbite! What is that altar for?.....AHHHHHH!!!!
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Okay guys, not funny anymore! NEED SOME REQUESTS!
Pwetty pwease?
Fine. Be that way.
NO XO's FOR YOU!!!
-Rascal
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The Zodiacs
RandomMeet the Zodiac family. Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. Original lists and scenes created by me just to hopefully make you guys laugh! That means no Tumblr, Instagram, or Goog...
