Me: Alrighty then. Now that I'm somehow still in one piece, and am not falling apart, let's move on to the next question! What kind of socks do you wear? Question courtesy of texting topics gone wrong.
Kanato: I wear Teddy underwear...so of course I would wear matching Teddy socks! WHAT DID YOU THINK I WOULD WEAR HUH?!
Me: Nothing more, nothing less. Moving on.
Ayato: Ore-sama wears socks that have the day on the soles. For example, my socks would say Monday if it's Tuesday....
Me: Trolling perhaps? We'll never know. What about the last triplet?
Laito: I don't wear socks. I like the feeling of my bare feet on the ground nfufufufufu....
Me: OK then. Interesting....What about you Subaru?
Subaru: Tch. Why are these questions so strange?
Me: *Shrugs*
Subaru: *Sighs* If I must.....I like sock monkeys.
Me: *Squeals* ATTENTION EVERYBODY! THE CUTESY SIDE OF SUBARU HAS BEEN REVEALED! MISSION HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED! WE CAN ALL DIE HAPPY NOW!
Subaru: I knew I shouldn't have said anything....*Blushes*
Reiji: I don't know why you people are so strange. I wear normal white socks like the rest of the worlds population. Humph. *Pushes glasses up*
Me: Awwww...Buzz kill....Well. Your brother seems to have something to say about that argument!
Shu: I wear black socks. The worlds population wear black socks. Not white. White is overrated.
Reiji: Excuse me, I'm not sure what rock you've been living under your whole life, but clearly everyone wear white socks these days!
Shu: Urgh. Black matches everything ok. It works.
Reiji: *Sighs* Idiot. White does too.
Shu: Shhh...stop being so loud. I can barely hear myself think over your idiocy. *Groans and covers ears*
Reiji: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! *Finger snap in 'Z' formation*
Laito, Kanato and Ayato: CAT FIGHT!!!!
Me: Well then, see you guys next time! I have a fight to break up!
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diabolik lovers one shots no lemons :)
Fanfictionone shots for as many characters as I have time for, no lemons just fluffs! :) Includes the Sakamaki brothers and the Mukami brothers.
