Me: Here we are at the fourth question for these interviews!!! Question is...Would you rather wear a see-through shirt, or see-through pants? Who wants to go first?
Subaru: .....I'd wear the see-through shirt....I kind of want to keep m dignity...
Me: *Laughs* Ok, reasonable answer.
Reiji: I wouldn't wear either! I have clothes that are fine thank you very much! I would never be caught dead wearing either of those!
Laito: Awww....why so uptight? Nfufufu. I'd wear the see-through shorts! I'm sure it'll turn many of you ladies on....and it'll show little bitch~chan a little bit of what she signed up for. ;)
Me: Okaaaay. Daring choice Laito!
Kanato: ............Do we have to choose? They are both quite horrible....right Teddy?
Ayato: Why do none of you have any balls?! Ore-sama will wear both at the same time!
Me: So *cough* manly! *Claps for Ayato's bravery*
Ayato: Ore-sama knows he is very brave indeed! *puffs out chest*
Subaru: *rolls eyes*
Me: What about Shu?
Shu: ..........No.
Me: ?
Shu: Skip the question. Please. *turns bright red*
Me: *laughs* If you say so. Well then, moving on, I'd like to introduce some special guests we have here today! The Mukami brothers!!!
Ayato: *groans* Not those gaylords....
Laito: Humph.
Reiji: *makes a point to not make eye contact*
Me: Well Mukami brothers, you already know the question, so what do you say?
Yuma: Tch. I would pick the shirt to show off my amazing abs. *lifts shirt* The pants would do for a nice surprise..... >:)
Me: A surprise huh.....
Kou: Like Yuma-kun already said, the shirt for showing off my abs. *winks* I have a killer abdomen.
Me: *starts hacking up hairballs*
Laito: What smooth skin, clearly those are 6 pack flabs, not abs!
Kou: YOU WANNA GO BRO?!
Me: *sighs and has to play peacemaker again*
Ruki: I think it is rather horrid to have to choose either of those. It's not very distinguished at all. I'd choose none of the above.
Me: *nods* Just what is expected from Ruki-kun....
Azusa: I................would...............not..............pick.................any.....................of..........................those....................either.
Me: *nods*Well that's it for this interview! Hope to see you again next time! Now.... Laito and Yuma please put your pants back on. I'm sure you would both like very handsome on those see-through pants. Subaru please stop glaring literal daggers and Kou, and Kou do stop making those faces.....I hope you realize you are surrounded by other men except for me. Shu.......please wake up....somebody wake him up. Reiji and Ruki, English please?! Urgh! Kanto stop yelling at Azusa, he won't speak any faster than that I'm afraid.........................................................................
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diabolik lovers one shots no lemons :)
Fanfictionone shots for as many characters as I have time for, no lemons just fluffs! :) Includes the Sakamaki brothers and the Mukami brothers.
