Chapter 1: Sasuke has Facebook!

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I wrote this when I was REALLY, REALLY young. Epic jokes, epic swag, but epic typos. Get ready for some really funny misspellings and some 2015 jokes. 


Naruto Uzumaki: I FOUND FACEBOOK!!! BOOM, SWAGGIFIED.

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Rock Lee: I AM SO TOUCHEEDDDD

Tenten: How can you possibly be touched by that?

Neji Hyuuga: It's Lee.

Tenten: I guess that's a good enough answer.

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Meanwhile, In the Haka chatroom

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Sasuke Uchiha: Naruto finally joined Facebook.

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Karin: Why does that matter to you?

Saigetsu Hozuki: Karin's JELLY!

Karin: No I am not!!

Saigetsu Hozuki: Uh-Huh.

Karin has gone offline.

Saigetsu Hozuki: Girl be ragey-ragey.

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Naruto Uzumaki: SASUKE IS ON FACEBOOK.

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Shikamaru Nara: I already knew that, and we have already tried friend requesting him, Naruto.

Naruto Uzumaki: PSSHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T.

Sasukes Emo Fans: *brings gloom* We already tried, Naruto Uzumaki.

Choji Akimichi: Shikamaru tooold you, mhm.

Shikamaru Nara: Ichiraku is having a sale! Half Price Ramen!!

Choji Akimichi has logged off

Naruto Uzumaki has logged off

Shikamaru Nara: Oops, that was only supposed to get Naruto offline...

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This is an example of what is to come!!! :))) I know its short; really short- less than 200 words! But, the rest will be much longer. I just am half asleep rn so...

- FiaTheOtaku ♡☆♡

Next Time...

"There's a pinkette at my door. Should I open it?"

What if Naruto Shippuden had FACEBOOK?Waar verhalen tot leven komen. Ontdek het nu