Thus the awaited day in July came. The day of the pickup line challenge between Sasuke Uchiha (aka Weasel Tomato) and Naruto Uzumaki (aka ramen4lief). Jiraiya, Rock Lee, and Tsunade shall judge.
LET THE CHEESY PICKUP LINES BEGIN!
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Rock Lee: Let's let the battle of the hottest, the snazziest, and the greatest pickup line contest in all of Konoha! If for any reason the judges shall faint, or die of overwhelming hotness, the backup judges are: Luffy? and Nami? Since those people cease to exist here in Konoha--
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NamiIsSoPretty: YES WE DO! SEE THE FANDOM RIGHT BEHIND YA? THE PEOPLE WITH STRAW HATS AND ORANGE HAIR!?!?!?
Rock Lee: OOO!
MugiwaraLuffy: THE STRAW HATS SHALL RISE!!!
SanjiSmokes: Are we flirting with some ladies here?? I'd gladly judge that~~
Rock Lee: GOOD IDEA! (and great cosplay)
SanjiSmokes: WE'RE NOT COSPLAYING.
HAWTafZoro: WE ARE.
MugiwaraLuffy: THE STRAW HATS!!
Rock Lee: oooooooooo legit straw hats?
NamiIsSoPretty: like, tots legit bro.
Rock Lee: Well, SanjiSmokes and SneakySneakyRobinChwan will be backup judges.
SneakySneakyRobinChwan: Alright.
SanjiSmokes: *lights up cig* Mmmhm.
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Rock Lee: Change of Plans! SanjiSmokes and SneakySneakyRobinChwan will be the backup judges. There will be 3 contests! NUMBER ONE: Who can do the most pickup lines? WITHOUT GOOGLE. GOOGLE IS DISQUALIFIED. GOOGLE, STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! SECOND: Will your pickup lines work on girls? If so, how many? And last but certainly not least, it's a surprise!! Let the games begin, Weasel Tomato, Naruto, flip a coin to see who goes first!
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Sakura Haruno: Not even gonna tell me?~~
Rock Lee: I'd really like too, but then I'd get disqualifed. :((
Sakura Haruno: For me??? ~~~
Sakura Haruno: Bleh, no response.
Sakura Haruno: *Google coin flip* Ready?
Naruto Uzumaki: Ready as I'll ever be. I say tails.
Weasel Tomato: Then, I say heads.
Sakura Haruno: It's heads!!
Naruto Uzumaki: awee nine tails didn't work :((((((
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Weasel Tomato: Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
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Naruto Uzumaki: What's Tennessee?
Weasel Tomato: A land far, far away, in a distant planet rumored as "Earthland", and in so-called "Earthland", there is a place called "'Merica", and in this bazaar planet, in 'Merica, there is "Tennessee".
Naruto Uzumaki: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
Naruto Uzumaki: Babe, your the smoke to my weed.
Sakura Haruno: Uhmk... You didn't need to get all weird.
Weasel Tomato: A day without you is like a year without rain.♡♡
Naruto Uzumaki: You are the tails to my Kurama. ♡♡♡
Rock Lee: OOO~~~ I apologize fandom... but we has to stop here today!!! Ciao!!!
Naruto Uzumaki: Why? :/
Rock Lee: To raise hype ofc
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