Neji Hyuuga: #proudhyuuga
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Hinata Hyuuga: Me too!!
Naruto Uzumaki: *does the thinker*
Hinata Hyuuga: N-n-aruto-kun...
Naruto Uzumaki: Do you use the Byakugan to cheat on tests?
Hinata Hyuuga: N-noooo!!
Hinata Hyuuga has gone offline.
Neji Hyuuga: NARUTO
Naruto Uzumaki: Oh crap.
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Sasuke Uchiha: I made a stalker account for Konoha>:)
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Karin: Your so smart, Sasuke-kun!
Saigetsu Hoizu: Why would you even do that?
Sasuke Uchiha: So I can know what's going on and kill 'em at the perfect time!!
Saigetsu Hoizu: Karin, it's really because he LOVES Naruto more than you. >:)
Karin: N-no! He doesn't!
Saigetsu Hoizu: I'm pretty sure he IS gay.
Sasuke Uchiha: I am not...
Saigetsu Hoizu: Whatever you say, boy..
Karin: I believe my Sasuke!
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Sakura Haruno: *Feels a sting in my heart*
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Naruto Uzumaki: Whats wrong, Sakura-chan?
Sai: I think she might be suffering from love.
Naruto Uzumaki: How do you know..?
Sai: Or so this book says.
Naruto Uzumaki: Sai, SMH, just SMH.
Sakura Haruno: I'm gonna punch that little red head.
Naruto Uzumaki: Who'se that??
Sakura Haruno: *Cracks knuckles*
Sakura Haruno has gone offline.
Naruto Uzumaki: Oh crap, I hope she didn't mean me.
Sai: Same here... eek...
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Karin: There's a pinkette at my door... Should I open it?
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Saigetsu Hoizu: Sure, do it.
Karin: Kay-kay!
Jugo: She might be one of those girl scouts who give out cookies.
Karin: They've never gone to my house before...
Jugo: *Innocently eats cookies*
Karin: *Gets wallet, is walking to the door*
Sasuke Uchiha: Narrating EVERYTHING, Mkayy.
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Karin: HEELLPPP
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Sasuke Uchiha: What the hell happened?
Karin: It's some girl who can punch, eek.
Sasuke Uchiha: *Thinker*
Sasuke Uchiha: Tell Sakura Sasuke says Hi! then escape.
Karin: Kay-kay... How do you know her??!?!
Sasuke Uchiha: She's a friend from long-ago.
Karin: *gives slybrow*
Sasuke Uchiha: If you do, it'll work.
Karin: Sasuke; you're so smartttt!! It worked.
Karin: Oh hell no it didn't.
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Sakura Haruno: I hacked this girl's FACEBOOK!! YAYYYYY!!
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Naruto Uzumaki: Sakura-chan....
Shikamaru Nara: Who is it?
Sakura Haruno: Some chick with red hair, Ooh! I'll add her to the chatroom.
Karin has been added to this chatroom.
Naruto Uzumaki: That's the chick?
Sakura Haruno: Mhm.
Sakura Haruno: SHE'S IN A CHATROOM WITH SASUKE-KUN.
Sakura Haters Squad: Wow; she actually did something!
Naruto Uzumaki: MEANIE, BUT AWESOMEEEE-KUN!
Gaara of The Sand: Awesome-kun???
Naruto Uzumaki: I said it.
Gaara Of The Sand: Mkay, my friend.
Sakura Haruno: *walks away, stalking Sasuke*
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