Hinata Hyūga: I want a valentine...
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Sakura Haruno: Me too~!
Naruto Uzumaki: Wanna be my Valentine, Sakura?
Sakura Haruno: ha, no.
Naruto Uzumaki: Good~. I was joking anyways lmao
Sakura Haruno: What do you mean? Don't you love me?
Naruto Uzumaki: Oh no, honey. I used to. But I got over you~.
Sakura Haruno: I'm kinda offended tbh.
Naruto Uzumaki: EH.
Sakura Haruno: What do you mean "eh"?
Naruto Uzumaki: Just "eh". A noise of not caring.
Sakura Haruno: WOW. Why are you so savage this Valentines?
Naruto Uzumaki: I'm not. I just wanted to make it clear I don't like you, dattebayo!
Sakura Haruno: How Rude.
Naruto Uzumaki: Was I? Oops.
Sakura Haruno: You're not acting like yourself, you know that?
Naruto Uzumaki: Nope~.
Sakura Haruno: Do you feel different?
Naruto Uzumaki: Just a Little~~.
Sakura Haruno: WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING WITH TILDES?! IT'S WEIRD.
Naruto Uzumaki: Gasp! Sakura-chan, did you just call me *dun dun dun* weird?!
Sakura Haruno: Ya. Whatcha gonna do about it, huh?
Naruto Uzumaki: You're high-key annoyed.... why?
Sakura Haruno: CUZ I DON'T LIKE YOUR BS NARUTO!
Naruto Uzumaki: ?
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Hinata-hime~. I'm sorry about Sakura-chan's rude behavior.
Hinata Hyūga: Hmmph.
Naruto Uzumaki: What is it ???
Hinata Hyūga: Well, I think you were the one acting out of place, Naruto-kun.
Naruto Uzumaki: really?
Hinata Hyūga: Yep.
Naruto Uzumaki: Oof, sorry then, Sakura~chan!
Sakura Haruno: Oh. Now I see.
Naruto Uzumaki: Well, I gotta go! BYEBYEBYE!
Naruto Uzumaki has gone offline.
Sakura Haruno: I understand. Hinata, you have him wrapped around your finger, dontcha?
Hinata Hyūga: Huh?
Sakura Haruno; He'd do anything for you... he wants me to clearly know he doesn't like me anymore... so are y'all legit or what?
Hinata Hyūga: UH UM I GOTTA GO YA OK BYE
Hinata Hyūga has gone offline.
Sakura Haruno: Wow, ok. She just ran away. Like Naruto.... ARE THEY RUNNING TO SEE EACH OTHER?! OMG OMG OMG
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Konohamaru: Why are all these people obsessing over Valentine's Day? What's important 'bout it?
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Naruto Uzumaki: It's cuz you're young.... you don't understand L-O-V-E yet.
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