If you are a legit akatsuki member, you must:
- include bae in your main Facebook account name~~
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deidarabae: Did you see that explosion...?
BOOM!!
It was art.
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sasoribae: My puppets are art.
deidarabae: My explosions are art.
konanbae: My paper is art. I got one of the best animated scenes so pffft.
painbae: The art of pain is a greater art than you will ever know.
zetsubae: Plants are art doh
hidanbae: SHUT UP WITH YOUR ART SHIT DAMN CAN I GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE
itachibae: He's just sad because his art isn't legit enough
kisamebae: tbh, fish are the best forms of art.
tobibae: I dunno what we're talking bout~~~ but it seems fun!! ^•^ My orange lollipop mask is art~~~
deidarabae: oml he admits it
sasoribae: finally~~
tobibae: admits wha~~
deidarabae: Your mask is an orange lollipop waiting to be licked ;-)
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Sasuke Uchiha: Everyone's suited up?!?!?
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Karin: Ready as I'll ever be.
Suigetsu Hozuki: Ready Freddy
Sasuke Uchiha: My name isn't Freddy.
It is Sasuke Uchiha.
Suigetsu Hozuki: Freddy is a cooler name~~~
You can be like,
HEY! I'm that guy from FNAF, Run, bitch, Run!!
Sasuke Uchiha: I don't know if that's a good thing...
Jugo: You said a bad word.
Oh my flying birds!!
*shoves become a feel good cookie in Suigetsu's mouth*
Suigetsu Hozuki: That cookie was disgust- - Delicious!
Karin: o.0
Suigetsu Hozuki: Jugo! You crazy bas...fish! O.o I can't say bas...fish?
Jugo: this cookie eliminates all bad words, changing them to good words;)
Suigetsu Hozuki: This sheet is forked up!!!
Jugo: MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! It won't last long... a month???
Suigetsu Hozuki: That's a forking long time to deal with this lameas sheet!
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Jugo: Does anyone want a cookie~~??
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Sakura Haruno: Sure!! *nom nom nom* Bleh! That was delicious!
Jugo: Glad you thought that~~~
Sakura Haruno: GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK, MOTHERFORKER.
Jugo: It was free. :-)
Sakura Haruno: FORK U!! Why am I saying fork instead of fork?
Jugo: Maybe your mind is telling you 'Curse'!! But your heart is telling you, Don't do it!! And your tummy is on your hearts side for some odd reason and won cause 2v1...?? Or something like that...
Sakura Haruno: Mmmhmm. YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT SHEET?!?!?
Jugo: Ciao!!
Sakura Haruno: FORK YOU!!! SON OF A BATCH!!
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Sasuke Uchiha: I've been training really hard!! Can I join the Akatsuki??
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Karin: Me too!
Suigetsu Hozuki: I'm with Sasuke.
Jugo: As am I.
tobibae: Sure!
itachibae: Do you have the permission slip from your parents??
Karin: Yup!!
Suigetsu Hozuki: Me too...
Jugo: I have it as well.
itachibae: Sasuke, what about you?
Sasuke Uchiha: B-but...
itachibae: Oh right!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! Well sorry, no buts, you can't join the Akatsuki. No permission slip. Karin-chan, Suigetsu-kun, and Jugo-kun can. ;-)
Sasuke Uchiha: m-m-my squad... WAH!!!!
konanbae: Change your users to karinbae, suigetsubae, and jugobae. Then your official Akatsuki. And little Sasuke-chan, since your parents are dead, and your squad's in, we'll let you in on one condition.
Karin has changed her username to karinbae .
Sasuke Uchiha: Karin!! ;(
Well, what's the condition??
Suigetsu Hozuki has changed his username to suigetsubae
konanbae: Defeat the Hachibi and we will let you enter the Akatsuki squad.
Jugo has changed his username to jugobae
Sasuke Uchiha: Okay. Can I do it with my squad?!?
konanbae: Sasuke-chan. Their Akatsuki level now. You aren't. Why would we, the Akatsuki, help you, the wannabe??
Sasuke Uchiha: O- kay...
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karinbae: I'm worried for Sasuke-kun...
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itachibae: Omg! Karin, do you perhaps have a crush on my little brother..??
karinbae: N-No!! I d-don't like Sasuke-kun... >//////>
suigetsubae: Yeah. She does. It's horrible. A F-class, Failure ship. A ship, destined to never become canon. I wish she would just realize her feelings for me already...
itachibae: Sorry Karin-chan. Sasusaku is my otp, so I can't ship karisasu or whatever your ship name is, but I do ship you with someone else...
karinbae: WHO?!?!
itachibae: Not telling... ;)
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