Last time on Naruto Shippuden Facebook:
Sakura hacked Karin's account.
Only Konoha knows.
What will happen?
Will SasuSaku be canon?
[TIP]: There are some potty mouths in this chapter, pooh! :(
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Naruto Uzumaki: #YOLO!
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Weasel Tomato (Weasel means "Itachi", Tomato is Sasuke's Favorite Food. This is Sasuke btw): Why?
Sai: I do not understand, what is this "YOLO?". *searches book, can't find it.*
Weasel Tomato: YOLO is a "slang" term for You Only Live Once.
Naruto Uzumaki: PFFFT! Who are you "Weasel Tomato?"
Weasel Tomato: I don't find it necessary to tell my identity.
Shizune: You are in Konoha, yes?
Weasel Tomato: Yes.
Shizune: Mkay, Naruto. It's fine!!:)
Naruto Uzumaki: KAYKAYZIE!
Sakura Haruno: Can you at least tell us what you look like?
*Sasuke searches up "UGLY PEOPLE" and copies a picture, sending it*
Naruto Uzumaki: That looks like Sasuke.
*Sasuke realizes that this "UGLY PERSON" was a merge of Naruto and Sasuke if they had a baby; and shivered at the thought.*
Hinata Hyuuga: Two N-naruto-kuns?? *faint*
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Karin (Sakura Haruno): That pink-haired chick was strong.
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Sasuke Uchiha: Once you said "I know Sasuke", she fainted; right?
Karin: No.
Sasuke Uchiha: Oh, that's Hinata when you say Naruto-kun, I mixed it up. Sorry.
Jugo: Did you get cookies?
Karin: Yes.
Saigetsu Hoizu: She seems calm... Unlike her.
Saigetsu Hoizu: Oh SHIT. GUYS; she's PISSED!
Jugo: What flavor?
Karin: The flavor of Saigetsu's blood.
(Lemme explain: Sakura thought Karin was some emo chick, one that does not get angry easily, but scares the shit out of people.... She was wrong, someways. But she thought this because of how emo Sasuke is. She should not make assumptions!!!!)
Jugo: EEEKKKKK *shivers*
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Sasuke, Jugo and Saigetsu were in their non-Karin Haka chatroom for the time being..
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Saigetsu Hoizu: Karin's PISSED. What coulda ticked her off that bad?
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Jugo: The nature shouldn't of been growling, (thunderstorm, hurricane, etc.) maybe she just wanted some human blood.
Saigetsu Hoizu: No, No, No!!!!
Sasuke Uchiha: It's a possibility.
Saigetsu Hoizu: OOH! I got it!!!!!!!!!! >:) Sasuke, did she send you some harrassment lately?
Sasuke Uchiha: .....No comment.
Saigetsu Hoizu: If you rejected her, she might be angry at her "Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke Uchiha: I do everyday. I highly doubt that is the case, Saigetsu. Most likely your fault.
Saigetsu Hoizu: OH COME ON MAN!!!
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Saigetsu Hoizu: I'm worried about Karin.
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KarinXSaigetsu: I SCREENSHOTTED THIS
Saigetsu Hoizu: Crap.
KarinXSaigetsu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
Saigetsu Hoizu: GIVE ME THAT DAMN PHONE
KarinXSaigetsu: HELL NAW! THIS IS AN ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE.
Saigetsu Hoizu: SASUKE, HELP ME!!!
Sasuke Uchiha: No.
Saigetsu Hoizu: That Sasuke...
Jugo: I'm eating cookies.
(KarinXSaigetsu, in real life, was a bigger Otaku than FiaTheOtaku. She was holding up her phone in delight, crying tears of joy. Squealing happily. Laughing at Saigetsu that sounded like crying. Her mom went in her room like "What the heck Child?" And walked out. KarinXSaigetsu kept jumping up and down, dancing in a circle.)
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iAmKarin: THAT B-...JERK!!!
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Saigetsu Hoizu: Karin, why are you using your Alternate?
iAmKarin: UGH, BAKAA!!!! I'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN HACKED!!!!!
Saigetsu Hoizu: Yay, the Karin I love is back.
iAmKarin: What did you just say- Saigetsu?!?!
*Saigetsu quickly realized he had posted it, muttered "Oh shit," underneath his breath- and deleted the comment before anyone else could realize it; he hoped.
Happy: You LOOOOOVE her.
Saigetsu Hoizu: YOUR IN THE WRONG CHATROOM COMPLETELY!!!!
Happy: So what? You liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike her..
*Saigetsu was a bright, bright red.*
Saigetsu Hoizu has gone offline.
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That concludes Part 4!!!
Woop woop!!
Saigetsu can cover up his deeds real welll, smooth brotha.
Me: Anyways, on the other hand- we have a special guest today!
Jugo: Yo!
Me: Yo! How's life?
Jugo: Life is so beautiful, the nature- the birds; all the creatures...
Me: Mkay!! Everyone has been dying to know (Even though you havent ;D)- What is your favorite type of cookies?
Jugo: GASP. THAT'S LIKE ANIMALS. One cannot simply choose a favorite cookie, it would harm the other's feelings! The M&M flavored is MMM, finger lickin' good! But, so is the classic- a chocolate chip cookie! The sugar cookies are good, and I don't know, OKAY?!?! DON'T ASK ME SUCH DIFFICULT QUESTIONS, FIA-SENSEI.
Me: Okay; OKAY! I get it, I get it!
- FiaTheOtaku ♡☆♡
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"Let's start with the straight SHIPS. Then, we'll go to girl x girl, or yuri ships."
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