Chapter 15: System Malfunction. YAOI programmed.

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IMPORTANT!! I am Team Instinct.

Spark is hot.

He is a freaking innocent cinnamon roll to be protected!!

If ya have no clue with Pokemon Go Teams:

Instinct- Trolly and led by a freaking hot cinnabon version of Laxus.

Color: Yellow.

Mystic- Enemies of Valor. Jedi Order of the Pokemon World. Most popular group.

Color: Blue.

Valor- Enemies of Mystic. Obsessed with power.

Color: Red.

(actually) IMPORTANT!!

About the Pokemon Go special I'm making:

What teams?? What teams do you think everyone is??

Things I know for sure:

Naruto is Instinct.

Hinata, following Naruto's 'Pokemon Way', is Instinct as well.

Temari is Valor.

Sasuke is either Valor or Mystic.

Sai is Mystic.

Lee is Instinct.

Sakura is Mystic.

Ino is Mystic.

Characters I have no clue:

Gaara

Neji

Kankuro

Ino

Etc.

Chappy Start!! ^-^

Dedicated to @Blo55om

THE YAOI REPELLANT DIDN'T WORK!!! SQUEALL

Yaoi...

Yuri...

Hotties...

A storm is coming!!

A skilled ninja has casted a spell- attracting men to men and women to women so they can't ever reproduce. If men and men get together, then there will be no children!! MWAHAHAHA!! This man, was a villainous mastermind. The spell has started to take effect on Konoha, The Baekatsuki, and all the other villages.

What will happen when there is no one to reproduce???

Author-chan: BTW, This spell affects some people's hormones, changing their personalities. Making them easily depressed, like a girl on her period... Then getting really drunk on top that. Extremely OOC

Konan: AUTHOR-CHAN!!!

Author-chan: Oh right. I forgot it was your time of the month.

Konan: AUTHOR!!! >//////>

Author-chan: NOW BACK TO THE STORY....Before I die *cough cough*
I apologize if you find this offensive, ladies, or men for that matter.

Konan: What was THAT??

Author-chan: Just talking to the readers. Now, story start!!!

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hidanbae: Kazuku, wanna do it again tonight? ;-)

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