Choji Akimichi: *nom* @shikamaru Is this real?
Naruto Uzumaki: *anxiously waits answer*
Ino Yamanaka: TELL US!!
deidarabae: TELL US!!
Shikamaru Nara: who are you^^
deidarabae: Your local neighborhood hot artist guy you know on the side and cheat on your husband with because dayum honey he's fine but you hide it from everyone and you know they know because he spoiled your love, all the girls thought you were straight but you were actually gay, falling in love with the man in the black robe with red clouds, the blonde hair that covers his eyes, with the kind blue eyes of understanding, so hot it blows your mind.
Choji Akimichi: ....I think he was just asking for your name.
deidarabae: Oh, really? But Shikamaru has repetitively had sexual activity with a bunch of my ex-boyfriends while he was dating the blonde girl with the fans from the sand. Furthermore,
Shikamaru Nara: Shaddup!
Naruto Uzumaki: He just said "shaddup", like a little girl whose sister was asking who he liked...
Temari: This better be a joke you smartass. If I figure out that you weren't fucking pranking us here, making me be scared, as I love you, I will slit your neck with my fan and watch you die, you asshole.
Rockin' Weed: Spicy.
Ino Yamanaka: Fierce.
TenTen: Salty.
Neji Hyuuga: She's Temari!
Saigetsu Hozuki: SLAY GURL SLAYY
Temari: THANKS FAM
Saigetsu Hozuki: WERK IT! WERK IT!
Temari: YOU WERK IT!
Miley Cyrus: Well, since you asked for me...
Temari: IT'S THE INFAMOUS!
Rockin' Weed: THE STUNNING!
Chouji Akimichi: THE ONE AND ONLY!
Miley Cyrus: ME!!!
Ino Yamanaka: It was aniki. Why'd you go and ruin the moment?
Miley Cyrus: *cris in corner*
Chouji Akimich: Ya made 'er cry!
Ino Yamanaka: o no
Chouji Akimichi: o yes
Ino Yamanaka: bro did i make her cry
deidarabae: yep-a-doodle
Ino Yamanaka: o no sorry fam
Miley Cyrus: it chill fam
deidarabae: Y'all gucci?
Ino Yamanaka: I think we gucci.
Miley Cyrus: we definitely gucci
Neji Hyuuga: Hinata-sama? Didn't you have a dare?
Hinata Hyuuga: N-No!!
Miley Cyrus: Back out, and hon, you are EXILED!
Hinata Hyuuga: B-But it's such an o-o-outgoing dare a-and I...
Sai: DAB4JESUSSSSSSS
Sasuke Uchiha: da fuq
Sakura Haruno: S-Sasuke-kun? Why're you here?
karinbae: It's an international chatroom. That means Sasuke is forced to be here, not because of you, pinky.
deidarabae: Roasted!
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
What if Naruto Shippuden had FACEBOOK?
Hayran KurguWhat if a whiskered knucklehead and an emo duckbutt got their hands on social media...... AKA facebook?!? What would happen? DUN DUN DUN~~ This was inspired by the people who made the previous social media ones before moi. (What if Naruto Had FACEB...
