Let's begin!!
One of our stingiest misers will return. ^-^
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Naruto Uzumaki: Should we even bother bringing Sasuke back to Konoha?
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Sakura Haruno: But... I love Sasuke- kun!!♡
Weasel Tomato: Don't stop... I bet he secretly wants his Naruto to follow him. ;)
Weasel Tomato: WHAT THE FUCK?? NO I DONT!!
Naruto Uzumaki: I?
Sakura Haruno: SASUKE-KUN?!?!??!?乁( º ᗜ º )ㄏ
Weasel Tomato: Oops, typo.
Naruto Uzumaki: Mkay.... '-'
Sakura Haruno: Oh, Phew! I thought for a second you were my Sasuke-kun... in which I rejected you! Luckily, it was just a typo. I mean, what would be the irony of me rejecting the one I love with all of my heart?? I love him so much, that I'm blind to anyone else... Hehe.
Weasel Tomato: ....*-*
Sakura Haruno: What??
Weasel Tomato: Ha- - Ha! Are you sure it isn't blind love?? You may not even know his personality now... He may be, no I'm sure, he's a dick. Why would you like him?
Sakura Haruno: Dunno, I just really, really, love him. Plus, every dude had one of those. *-*
Naruto Uzumaki: Anyone wanna know why I was starting to say that about Sasuke???
Naruto Uzumaki: No one??
Hinata Hyuuga: I'm interested, N-Naruto-kun!!
Naruto Uzumaki: Thanks, Hina!
Hinata Hyuuga: Hina...??
Naruto Uzumaki: That could be my nickname for you... Hina.:)
Hinata Hyuuga: I love it!! ♡♡ Would that make me... special?? >/////////<
Naruto Uzumaki: YEAH! Your as special to me as Sasuke!! The reason I said wha I did bout Sasuke was I was trying to be a real savage. ^-^ I was gonna say, We don't need no emo duckbutt hairdo weirdos in Konoha.
Hinata Hyuuga: It's okay, Naruto-kun... >/////> ...As special as Sasuke??
Naruto Uzumaki: What is??
Hinata Hyuuga: I think you were a real savage... >//////////////<
Naruto Uzumaki: Really?? :-)
Hinata Hyuuga: Y-yes... And you did a pretty good job...
Naruto Uzumaki: Thanks, Hina!! When I said as special as Sasuke, that's really special, by the way.....
Hinata Hyuuga has gone offline.
Naruto Uzumaki: Huh... I wonder why.
Neji Hyuuga: That's pretty good for her....
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deidarabae: It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous.~~☆☆
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itachibae: So, you're admitting your gay?? (^/-\^)
sasoribae: ...:)
kazukubae: I'm fine with that- as long as I get some $$ out of it.
konanbae: You greedy..
tobibae: Let's not argue and all be friends!!
konanbae: You innocent cinnabon.... ;-;
tobibae: ?
konanbae: YOUR INNOCENCE IS TOO KAWAIIIIIII
tobibae: *licks lollipop* ....?
painbae: Kazuku, where have you been??
kazukubae: I was getting money the 'Hard' way.
painbae: The hard way..???
painbae: Wait- - scratch that. I don't wanna know. Hell, you'd even be a prostitute for money.
kazukubae: You know I would. ;-)
konanbae: Ew.... *cringe* THERE ARE LITTLE KIDS RIGHT HERE!!!
tobibae: Do you mean me...??
konanbae: YEP!! YOU INNOCENT CINNABON!! ♡♡
tobibae: I'm Madara Uchiha, though...
konanbae: NO! THAT'S JUST YOUR ALTER EGO!! THE REAL YOU IS AN INNOCENT CINNABON WHO DOESN'T HURT A FLY~~
tobibae: *pout* WAHHH!!
kazukubae: Pay up, Pein.
Now.
painbae: *slides a 20 under the table*
kazukubae: Nice doing business with you...:)
deidarabae: THEIR DOIN SOME SHADY BUSINESS OVER THERE!!!!
hidanbae: Yeah, that is really fucking shady. But I don't care if it's Kazuku.
jugobae: I never met Kazuku before!!
kazukubae: Who are you?
jugobae: I'm Jugo!!
konanbae: A.K.A. Innocent Cinnabon with an alter ego #2
kazukubae: ....I see. You in the Akatsuki?
jugobae: Aye sir!!
kazukubae: Pay up.
jugobae: ???
kazukubae: There's an admission fee......... Blah, blah blah blah, *talks about money*
jugobae: Okay!!:) *slides money under table*
kazukubae: Nice doing business with you. Pein, let's do our business...?
painbae: Yeah, sure.
konanbae: Do you think their doing.... it???
hidanbae: Nah, he only does that with me.
konanbae: ಠ_ಠ. .............WHAT??!?
hidanbae: I said nothing. But don't ya do the dirty with Pein a lot....
Konan..? ;-)
konanbae: SHADDUP!!!
sasoribae: She doesn't deny it. ⎝ ◕ _ ◕ ⎠
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