Sai: Hello, dickless.
Naruto Uzumaki: I HAVE A MOTHERFU-----Oh, Hi, Hina-hime.
Hinata Hyuuga: What were you about to say, Naruto-kun?
Naruto Uzumaki: N-Nothing at all, ma'am!
Hinata Hyuuga: U-u-uhhhh.... Did you call me ma'am?
Naruto Uzumaki: M-Maybe! S-sorry Hina-hime!
Ino Yamanaka: Uhm, what's going on Sakura?
Sakura Haruno: Whatcha mean?
Ino Yamanaka: Why is Naruto acting as if he's scared of Hinata or something?
Sakura Haruno: You know its... that time of month...?
Ino Yamanaka: Oh, shit.
Sai: Time of the month? What's that?
Ino Yamanaka: Sai... honey...
Sai: ?
Ino Yamanaka: I am not gonna teach you about those things, that's what parents & American Girl books teach!!
Sai: American Girl books? Never heard of them...
Ino Yamanaka: Sai... It surprises me how you don't know anything.
Sai: Ha....
Hinata Hyuuga: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT, HMM?
Ino Yamanaka: Nothing, Hinata...
Hinata Hyuuga: You know I can scroll up, right?
Ino Yamanaka: Forgot about that.
Hinata Hyuuga: Did you now?
Ino Yamanaka: Yeah...
Nastu Dragneel: IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!
Lucy Heartfillia: (SO HOT!)
Happy: So take of all your fish... I want fish so bad.... do you think you have some?
deidarabae: What the literal fuck, un?
Happy: MEOWWWWWWW GIVE ME FISH BISH
Happy: FISH FISH BISH!
ANOTHER ONE IN MY TUMMY!
MY TUMMY!
Sai: Ino, what does this Happy person mean?
Ino Yamanaka: They're singing, Sai.
Sai: Ohhh...
Naruto Uzumaki: HEYYY SAI DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Sai: What subject?
Shikamaru Nara: The troublesome subject as to why you call Naruto "dickless".
Sai: ...Have you seen it?
Shikamaru Nara: ....yes.
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