Chapter 6: New Year's Resolutions

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So, Apparently I COMPLETELY forgot to post this. o.0 So, here it is! Four Months and Twenty Days Late!

There was a meeting between the high-ups at Facebook... which included Shikamaru.

"2016 is the YEAR! In 2016, we will be having updates- and a better April Fool's Fool for Fools like Naruto. We will also have updates, as adding an 'emphasize' button instead of the normal 'Like' and 'Dislike' button. Why? Because when somebody posts "SOMEONE DIED", do you like- or dislike? This has been a problem for a while. So, we are adding an 'emphasize' button.", Mr. Zuckerberg- CEO of Facebook told them.

"Okay. That's smart............"

The meeting went on and on, while Shikamaru thought it was a 'drag' and fell asleep. But no worries, he already knew everything Zuckerberg was going to say. Shikamaru happily went back to his normal life. FINALLY.

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Sakura Haruno: #ALLNIGHTER STAYED UP TIL MIDNIGHT ON NEW YEARS!

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Ino Yamanaka: OH NO YOU DIDN'T~~

Sakura Haruno: YES I DID~~~

Ino Yamanaka: OH NO YOU DIDN'T~~~

Sakura Haruno: OH YES I DID~~~

Ino Yamanaka: Hinata and I were THERE. WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T!!

Sakura Haruno: But I did, right- Hinata?

Hinata Hyuga: Y-you didn't.

Naruto Uzumaki: WELL, I DID!

Hinata Hyuga: G-g-g-g-ood job, Naruto-kun!!

Weasel Tomato: FYI I DID TOOO!!

Naruto Uzumaki: G'JOB, PERSON!!

Weasel Tomato: I BEAT NARUTOOO

Naruto Uzumaki: REALLY? I STAYED UP TIL 6 AM.

Weasel Tomato: SEE? I STAYED UP TIL 6:01 AM.

Ino Yamanaka: OOOOH LALA~~

Naruto Uzumaki: I HIT THE BED AT 6, DOESN'T MEAN I FELL ASLEEP AT SIX, MAYBE I FELL ASLEEP AT 6:02 :(

Weasel Tomato: YEAH RIGHT

Naruto Uzumaki: B-B-BUH...

Sakura Haruno: OBVIOUSLY NOT, NARUTO :|

Hinata Hyuga: I-I-I believe you; N-N-Naruto-kun!!

Naruto Uzumaki: Thanks, Hinata! Your the only one at my side!!

Hinata Hyuga: Naruto-kun!! 

Hinata Hyuga has gone offline.

Neji Hyuga: She lasted longer than normal.

Hinata Hyuga has come online.

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Hinata Hyuga: My New Year's Resolution is to be able to be at Naruto-kun's side!!

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Ino Yamanaka: KAWAIIII!!!

Sakura Haruno: Ship it!!!

NaruHina: F**K YES

NarutoXHinata: Hinata, SEARCH UP HIMIWARI.

Hinata Hyuga: Why? 

Hinata Hyuga: SHE'S SO CUTE~~!!

Naruto Uzumaki: Huh? 'at Naruto-kun's side'?

Hinata Hyuga: I-I-I thought this was private~~~

Hinata Hyuga has gone offline.

Naruto Uzumaki: Huh?

Sakura Haruno: BAKA!!!

Naruto Uzumaki: Huh? Ugh. Girls.

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