What if Naruto Shippuden had FACEBOOK?

Chapter 17: YAOI to Konoha! Name Change?!?

The YAOI disease spreads to Konoha.

Usernames are changed for this chapter only, unless... well, I dunno. For u all to understand the names, some may be bold. K? K.

So..

Wattpad has done something to me.

Story time!

My mom heard me talking to my friend and I said, "so in this fanfic, I had a boyfriend named Mark that I dated for 2 years, and he's still stalking me."

She heard from boyfriend to me.
SO SHE THOUGHT I HAD AN OBSESSIVE BOYFRIEND AND ASKED ME ABOUT IT

I WAS LIKE, NO, IN THAT FANFIC, I DATED HIM FOR THREE YEARS THEN WE BROKE UP

SO I EXPLAINED FANFICTIONS TO HER, AND STORIES IN READERS POV.

When I did this, I kept on trying to avoid the fact that it was a Spark X Reader fanfic. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!

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Sasgay Uchiwow: ....Naruto.

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Naruhoe Uzumachin: ....Sasuke.

Sasgay Uchiwow: Sharingan is red.
Chidori is blue. Please fuck me. Then I'll fuck you.

Sakowa Bitchiha: Sasuke.

Sakura are pink.

Sasuke is a duckbutt.

Duckie, Duck. Quack, Duck, Quack, Quack, Quackers, *continues cow noises*

I no Yams: You're a cute baka, Forehead Goddess. ;-)

Sakowa Bitchiha: Hardly as cute as you.:)

I no Yams: SQUEE!♡

Sakowa Bitchiha: Wanna go on a date?

I no Yams: I think I had a date with someone named..

Uh...

Sal? Today. But Sal isn't you, Sakura, so, I'll just reject him. No worries, hon.

I no Yams has gone offline.

Sakowa Bitchiha has gone offline.

Sasugay Uchiwow: One against our brotherly (smut) love down.

Naruhoe Uzumachin: Good.
Yagusay, eliminate the other one.

Sasugay Uchiwow: ...That a yes?

Naruhoe Uzumachin: Dattebayo!☆

Sasugay Uchiwow: Is that a yes...?

Naruhoe Uzumachin: Dattebayo~

Sasugay Uchiwow: I'll just take that as a yes.

Ya know what,

Fuck it.

The pole.

Scratch that, Naruto, Fuck me.

Naruhoe Uzumachin: How big?

Sasugay Uchiwow: Bigger than a grapefruit.

Naruhoe Uzumachin: *gulp*

Naruhoe Uzumachin has gone offline.

Sasugay Uchiwow: Was I being to blunt?

Why must this world do this to me?

Everytime I hate something, it is revealed I was wrong.

When I try to be the hero, I turn into the villain.

When I only escape for the love of my life to find me, it takes him years.

Everytime I want something someone takes it away, and doubles the pain.

Was it because of my duckbutt-like hairstyle?

Rockin' Weed: ...The Power of Youth??! IT IS ALMIGHTY M8!

HOW DO YOU GET YOUTHFUL SOON?

NEUTROGENA

AND COUNTLESS DRUGS

HOW YA THINK MY EYEBROWS ARE SO THICK?

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Hinatas Rack: ?? Neji-nii, I don't understand how or why my username was changed...

My rack? What's that?

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PervyWervy: DEM DOUBLE D'S

Hinatas Rack: Double D's?? I don't think I have those.... Sorry?

Smartass Hyuuga: He means your breasts, you idiot. Even I know that. And I'm a boy.

Hinatas Rack: Nii, we all know you are trying to grow your hair out to be able to bond with your girl pals and do makeup and officially be a transgender. Least like a man I've seen. Furthermore, what were you doing with Sakura's boob pads??

....

Smartass Hyuuga: Mine aren't big, like yours.

See, this is why the main branch of the Hyuuga family was chosen by fate and mine wasn't blah blah blah...

Hinatas Rack: ....Uh... Sorry that I was born into that branch??

Smartass Hyuuga: Nothing to apologize about. It's just that your breasts are so much bigger in comparison to my breasts that must mean you're the main branch.

Hinatas Rack: Neji...

Oh Neji.

You are still a guy by birth. (Even if you wanna be a girl.) Men don't get boobs. Some get flab-fat boobs, but otherwise, they get malfunctioning fake boobs. Don't do the right function.

Smartass Hyuuga: That's why my dad sent me 6,731 facepalm emojis (I counted.) when I asked him that question. All the pieces are coming together.

Hinatas Rack: You doof. -.-

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Very short chappy.

Oh well!