Last time, feel-good cookies, eliminating cursing, appeared in the world. Jugo was the chosen cinnamon roll to deliver the cookies to the cursers of the world. Curse! You'll get a cookie eliminating curses.
Facebook staff decided to delete the ever so useless emphasize button.
Me: Damn...
That's intense.
Jugo: Author-chan!! Don't curse, or you'll get a cookie!!!
Me: If you don't want me to curse, then say the disclaimer.
Jugo: Huh- - - alrighty.
Fianatics!! Yes, you. All the fianatics of the world- - - DON'T CURSE!!! Or I will come to your house at the crack of dawn and shove the cookie down your throat.
Okie dokie?? ♡♡
Me: Not that disclaimer.... *sigh* Troublesome.
Jugo: Oh, the blah blah blah characters and the Naruto franchise ain't owned by you thingy majiggy??
Me: Yeah... but now the readers know.
Jugo: Why would I be owned by anyone?? I'm owned by myself!! I'm my own beast!! ♡
Me: Yeah, you are a (sexy) beast owned by Kishimoto-sensei.
Jugo: Who is this Kishimoto??
Me: I was just joking....
Or was I??
Jugo: Let's get back to the story, Author-chan!!
Me: Alright, alright. *refills cookie basket* Here yew go.
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jugobae: I just got a cookie refill from the bakery. Anyone want one???
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suigetsubae: The cookie I had yesterday??
jugobae: Yep :))
suigetsubae: That cookie was disg-delicious! What crop is that made of??
jugobae: Oh, I dunno. The bakery makes it down the street. I only deliver.
suigetsubae: That sounds sketchy...
jugobae: It's only the truth. Sooooo... any Akatsuki want a cookie?
Hidan? Want a cookie?
They were made especially for you. :))
hidanbae: Sorry. I don't roll that way. I like women.
jugobae: I didn't mean it like that!! >/////> I meant, I made you cookies cause you seemed... yeah...
hidanbae: Fine. *chews cookie* Now stop fawning over me, kay??
jugobae: I'M NOT!! >/////> I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!!!
hidanbae: JUST ADMIT IT!!
jugobae: I HAVE NOTHING TO ADMIT!!!!!
hidanabae: YA FUCKING SURE??
jugobae: YEAH I'M FU- - - You just cursed.
hidanbae: YEAH, I JUST FUCKING CURSED!! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??!?
jugobae: My cookies...??? :((
hidanbae: Yeah, yeah. They were good.
jugobae: Really?!? :)
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