Chapter 26: Sasuke and Sai

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Shikamaru Nara: /ANNOUNCEMENT/ <b> <u> <i> I found pictures of our future!!! </b> </u> </i>

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Naruto Uzumaki: Oh?! Whaddya mean?

Shikamaru Nara: I found a man that has a jutsu that lets you see your future, and I thought you might like it, although it's... very tiresome.

Naruto Uzumaki: Really?! That seems LIT!

Sakura Haruno: omg I'm cringing

Shikamaru Nara: I wouldn't describe it as "lit", but yeah, it's cool.

Sai: I'm not interested in these videos.~

Naruto Uzumaki: WHATTY

Sakura Haruno: How come?

Sai: Because I already know my future.

Naruto Uzumaki: WHAT?! HOW?!

Sai: I already know it's a future with Ino:)

Ino Yamanaka: IM DEAD

SAI YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH

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Sai: Really? I'm just being honest.

Sakura Haruno: Oh my god y'all are too cringy for your own good...

Sai: I wouldn't define it as 'cringy'.

All I'm doing is being honest.

Sakura Haruno: I will not succumb to the cuteness!

I will not succumb to the cuteness!

DAMN IT! Y'ALL ARE TOO CUTE!!

Hinata Hyūga: I wonder who should be your flower girl...

I'm too old...:(

Sai: Hmm, I wonder...

Ino Yamanaka: WAIT SAI IS THAT YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO MARRY ME

Sai: UH UM

Hinata Hyūga: OH MY GOD

Sai: maybe?

Ino Yamanaka: That doesn't count as your proposal! But thanks for the info!

Sakura Haruno: lmao what

Ino Yamanaka: Well~ he isn't the one that insinuated the question~ the answer was forced upon him~ so until it is time~

Naruto Uzumaki: You're talking with so many squiggly thingies!~

Shikamaru Nara: They're known as tildes, thank you very much.

Naruto Uzumaki: Who uses professional language in this day and age? Nobody!

Temari: As someone who claims to be the next Hōkage, are you sure you should be saying that? -.-

Sakura Haruno: Yeah, she has a point, Naruto! You gotta grow up if you're gonna become the Hōkage!

Naruto Uzumaki: WAHHHH! I don't want to do that!

Sai: That is not in the How to Be Hōkage Handbook written by Kakashi-sensei.

Sakura Haruno: I still can't get over how weird it was when he published that... I didn't read it at first, thinking it would be one of those pervy novels he's a fan of.

Sai: Pervy... novels?

Hinata Hyūga: What are those?

Sai: Hinata-sama, do you know??

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