Chapter 15- Springer

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Jerry: Welcome everybody to the Jerry Springer Show, it's like Jeremy Kyle but American! Our first guest today is lady who had sex with three guys-
Audience: *boos*
Jerry: and is saying she is pregnant but doesn't know which one is the father
Audience: *gasps*
Jerry: Let's welcome Tina!
Tina: *walks on stage and sits down* hello jerry!
Jerry: hello tina! What is exactly going on here?
Tina: well i was at one of my best friends party and one of my ex boyfriends was there, he tried to get me to sleep with him and i said no, but then he got drunk and i slept with him. But then i woke up naked next to one of his friends and that person said we had sex but i couldn't remember because i was drunk. Then the next occasion was in the girls toilets, this guy just had sex with me. I don't know how it happened. I can't really remember.
Jerry: well that is one story Tina, who do you think is the father?
Tina: i don't know, but only two of them could come today because the other one doesn't care.
Jerry: so who's Mike?
Tina: he is my ex
Jerry: let's welcome Mike ladies and gentlemen!
Mike: *walks on stage and sits next to Tina* hello jerry
Jerry: hello mike! So your tina's ex?
Mike: yes
Jerry: why did you want to sleep with her?
Mike: i don't know
Jerry: okay, how long were you and Tina together?
Mike: about 7 months
Jerry: why did you break up?
Mike: because we had a massive arguement
Jerry: right okay, do you think your father?
Mike: i don't know
Jerry: who's Corben?
Tina: he's the guy from the toilet
Jerry: let's welcome Corben!
Corben: *walks on stage and sits next to Tina* hello jerry
Jerry: hello corben, so why did you go into Tina's toilet.
Corben: i don't even remember why, i was drunk from a party which i had went to the night before and it just happened.
Jerry: is it that same party Tina went to?
Corben: no no
Jerry: well okay, i have the results here. So Tina, if it's not these, is it the other guy?
Tina: it would have to be
Jerry: okay, who want's to go first?
Mike: me
Jerry: okay, Mike we did a DNA test on you before the show started and (10 second pause) you are not the father
Mike: *puts head down* okay
Tina: its fine *puts hand on Mike's shoulder*
Jerry: Same thing applies to Corben, and (10 second pause) you are the father
From that moment Jerry finished that sentence, Tina and Corben both agreed they would do anything for their baby girl.

Three days later.
Finn: really?
Tina: yes, Corben is the father. I went on Jerry Springer
Finn: okay, i got scared just incase i was the father.
Tina: yeah
Meanwhile at other
Side of the choir room
Mike: i can't believe i'm not the father
Artie: at least you don't have nappies to change
Mike: but i'm in love with Tina
Blaine: then tell her!
Artie: it would be better if you got your feelings out now before she makes a new life with Corben.

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