I Hate Zayn Malik jk

we meet naughty boi

I saw her for the first time in Spanish class. (httprowanmeyer ) she was new. I thought she was hot and her flannel was cute. So I told her were friends

Little did I know that she was actually Rahj and she actually lived in Mumbai India. Her name was not Crysantha.

She liked anime and thinks she's straight even though she should be gay💩

I hope I dont come off byeeee being gay because plot twist I'm not gay. I want Harry Styles to pin me on a wall and make me call him daddy.

Tbh.

I want Ruby Rose to basically be my Mom and pin me to the ground and kiss me. But that's just me.

I get out of bed and step on a *chris brown* LeGGGOOO

FUCK!

My foot starts bleeding like my vagina and I cry. httprowanmeyer walks in and puts a bandaid on my foot. When she turns to leave she steps on the *chris brown* LEGGGGGOOOOOooo.

Then naughty boiii (fboi) (greasy) walks in. httprowanmeyer and I (Emily or Nicole) start throwing *chris brown* LLLeGGOooOOO at nasty naughty boiiii. Then his stupid tit song LALLlalALa comes in.

Which tbh Sam smith is really talented why did he go to naughty boiiii (secretly a dog tit)????

@naughtyboi cries and then @zaynmalik comes in and starts humping naughty boi and then me and httprowanmeyer start crying. They were happy tears and I didn't know then what was to come....