"Wtf bebzzzz? why u do dat to naughty boi?" Zayn wines as I kiss him on the lips.
"Gosh Zane ( his name is Zayn not Zane stfu whore ) I missed u on 1Ddddd!!!" I sayed. My boner hits Zayn on his neck and he cries.
"Stop u hurt in Zaneers!" httprowanmeyer cries and turns into a dragon and kills naughty boi. "FUCk U NAuGHT BOYyYYY!!" She turns back into Crysantha or Rahjs body and cries cuz she on her period and shit.
"YOu KILLLed hIM !!!!!!!" Zane reacts smiling. he stands up on one foot and jumps up and down in happyness.
"Why r u happy!????" I think we'll I actually sayd if but whateveaaaaa. Zayn looks at me all serious like.
"I never wanted to leave the band, mate-"
"IM UR FUCKIN DaDddy!!!" I finish.!!
"Okay. I never wanted to leave the band, Daddy. He threatened to hurt Nialls Nandos! ( stfu hoe he eats more than at fuckin nandos!!) and I couldn't let Maughty do dat to him bruZz!" Zayn collapsed in my arms and cries.
"Babeezzzzzzz it's oaeeeyyyy." I say. httprowanmeyer starts eating naughty boys ass.
until next time!!!
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