I Hate Zayn Malik jk

donald dump

2 years later httprowanmeyer and zaine end up having a child. @lexi. Somehow she's whit. Cuz like Crysantha is Indian and Zayn all brown and shiiit.

Donald dump came preZzzzzident and now we are in a war. Child Vs India. we live in India.

"Omg baby I'm pregnant again!!" Crysantha yells I hear her from my Bedroom. I yell "Omg baby good job!!!"

Lexi starts crying cuz she wants 2B da only kid and stuff. I go into the living room and Zaine Lexe and Crisanta be all like talkin and stuff. I join in the circle and the door knocks down. I see who it is.

Donald dump

my dad. I never see my dad he like live in New Mexico and stuff but be president now and is dumb as a sack of dog balls.

"Little girl!" He says toward me. first off um I'm 9 foot tall I am not little. Second I'm not a girl.

"Get out!!!!!" Lexi screeches she's 2 foot tall but a beast at that. I cried and hit Donald dump and he died. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
INDIA WIns THE warrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
China finally gave up cuz Indians took over.

2 years later, Lexi found tru luv. Ronald Moise. We all settled down in New York where we all lived in @heathermarie66 house. Me, Heather, Ronald, Zayn,httprowanmeyer and Lexi.

I felt alone. Zaine with Rahj, Lexi with Ronald. Me n Heather were the only mates alone!

What a ducking cunt Zaine was for not letting me meet the rest of the girls Harry Leeeeum Niallz and Louis!!!

He said they were going thro a ruff time with Donald Dumps death 2 years beforehand.

I settled down in my bed and turn to see my kik going off. "Gosh dammit" I say. I open my phone and see Heather @heathermarie66 sent me the link to a nasty porno 'gimme dat fucking nigger dick'

I screamed. "HEATHeR WHERE THe fUCK Is TREnt??" I cry bcuz Trent our soul sister never answers our text. I hear Crysantha moan "Zayn fuck me" as I wait for Heathers response.

"IDK PROBZ Sucking AJ'a dick!" Heather says clearly not thinkin. Trents gay af and Aj lezbo af.

"AJ Or JaYsUS don't have deek" I screech. heathers room is placed directly beside mine. Lexi and Ronald are downstairs and Zaine and Crysantha (rahj) are across the hall.

I lock my phone and set it on my desk right besides my bed. I slide out of bed and head to Heathers room.

i open the bedroom door and heathers making out with Lexi. "Oh my god." I say as I clap my hand over my mouth.

I see Ronald and Zayn watching them inside the room. "Ronald cover your eyes you do not need to be seeing this lez action!" Heather screetchs.

Ronald covers his eyes but we all know he be peeking.

I leave the room and think about it. Lexi must be drugged! Lexi is straight af. Heather is straight af but sometimes I wonder if she got a gay side doe. Heather must have drugged Lexi!

Or maybe Zayn drugged Lexi so Lexi can get kinky;)

I have so much to think about!