I Hate Zayn Malik jk

the new baby

I lye on my bed looking up and my poster of JLo. she's sexy af. I take everything in.

I have figured it out. Crysantha gets pregnant the second time. Lexi gets jealous of the soon to be new baby. Crysantha and Zayn are so excited that they ignore their precious daughter Lexi and focus on the Fetus in the womb.

Lexi wants attention from her Mom and daddy. Heather, in love with Zayn, wants him to notice her. So Heather and Lexi plan a lezbo makeout session . Zayn in shock, gettin turned on by his daughter and my best friend Heather making out. Donald is a creep and likes this action. it all makes sense to me.

Crysantha, now pissed at Zayn for getting horny over his own flesh and blood, is ignoring him. Therefore, Zayn needs sex so guess who he's getting it from. heathermarie66 is who he's getting it from.

I hear her moan daddy zaine every night. also I hear Lexi cry and Ronald clapping from the basement but I don't mention this much.

I shake my head. Wow, I'm so fuckin smart #lawschool #harvard.

Lexi now is getting all the attention in the world from her mother, just what she wanted, Heather is getting very close attention from Zayn, what she wanted. But why wouldn't Zayn be angry at Lexi? Or Heather for making out with his daughter who's in a relationship? Why isn't Crysantha throwing hands Heather cuz we all hear Heather moan Daddy Zayn at night.

Maybe I'm over thinking but it's what I was watching a boring ass porno.

I feel as if everyone around me is happy and there I am. Not even getting any deek or V. Why can't I fall in love? Why can't I find someone who will accept me for all my flaws and not judge my birthmark by my ass (true story)

I feel the tears rush down my face as I look at the girls tits on my phone screen. I throw my phone across the room and feel more tears rushing down. I sit up.

I don't cry, I am the reason why this family is together so I need to be strong even if everything around me is falling apart.

Enough about these stupid tit feelings. I wipe off my tears and head out of my room. Heather comes out at the same time and is smiling.

"Why u so happy bro?" I ask while she smiles wider. She throws a pee on pregnancy test. I read it. Positive.

"Holy tit sack of fucking cow shit meat sack ass butthole." I shake my head 10000000 mph.

Fucking plot twist albino people. Who's the baby daddy? Zayn probz it's obvious.