--Septiplier One Shots--

Group Chat

(I like doing oneshots like this, so enjoy :D If you like more lengthly and in-depth oneshots, sorry don't kill me D: (This isn't really Septiplier BUT there are moments))

Jack:

Why is there a squished cake on my bed? No plate, just cake.

Wade:

Yeah Mark, why?

Mark:

LOOK I TRIED TO PUT A CAKE ON YOUR BED AS A NICE PRESENT BUT IT SLIPPED OFF THE PLATE AND THEN I RAN BECAUSE I GOT SCARED

Bob:

...

Jack:

Same Bob

Come clean this shit up you Korean assbag

Mark:

I thought you liked cake though

OKAY STOP PULLING MY HAIR

Wade:

OOOOOOOO kinky

Bob:

Wait Wade aren't you in Religious Studies?

Also OOOOOOOO kinky indeed

Wade:

Unfortunately. It's not like the teacher gives a shit that I'm texting a clumsy asshole, an Irish fuck and a sophisticated little bitch.

Jack:

R U D E

Mark:

SHUT UP WADE

Bob:

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Jack:

Mark are you going to apologise?

Mark:

Tonight, yes

Jack:

All I really want is another cake though

Mark:

What ever you say princess <3