Alex's POV
Okay so we all know im totally AWESOME... but I guess someone hasn't figured that out yet...
JEFFERY DOESNT LIKE ME... im mean I met him once at Jason's mansion and all he would do was grunt at me. ( CRYING )
Well so im totally offended because WHO doesn't like me. well anyways- -
Im just walking home right now and ya.... BORED-
I was walking until I was rudely interrupted by someone running into me..
" WTF-- wait- Jeffery?!? " I asked sweetly.. kind of.
" ** GRUNT ** "
" You okay there? "
" ** GRUNTTTT ** "
I put a leash aroung his neck and don't ask why I carry a leash at all times in my bag.. Awkwarrrddd
" Come here buddy lets take you back to Jason! "
" ** GRUNT ** "
Okay I don't think he's into this talking thing hahaha, um?
** @ Jason's house **
* knock, knock *
" I DONT WANT TO BUY YOUR COOKI - - ! Alexandria?? " Jason said.
" um.. yeah this is kind of awkward but I found your pig." I then smiled at him.
" Jeffery is right here." He then pointed to his back and sure enough Jeffery was on his back...
" but - -"
" I was walking and a Jeffery came and like scared me, and kept on grunting at me!!" I exclaimed.
" Calm down Alex, here have a carrot." Jason said calmly.
I looked at him like HE'S the one who lost it.
But before I could finish my staring Jeffery took my carrot.. MY CARROT!!
" Gat ( yes, I said gat ) back HERRREEEEE!!!!" I yelled. And this is when my amazing battle cry comes in.
" AYYYYYYYYHHGGGG... * breath, breath * BLAAARRRRGGGGGGERRRRRRR!!! * pant, pant * "
" Wtf Alexandria get back here!!" Jason yelled after me as I chased dat pig.
Thinking of Jeffery.. if I had a pig I would definitely name him Mr. Porkchubs ( Pork- chubs ).
" HAHAHA! - -" I started laughing out loud at that.
" Whatever forever JASOOONN " I said in a girly voice.
Not that im not girly.. im just not manly enough to be not girly.
Not that im manly.. im just not girly enough to be manly! HA ha-- um
"Hey Alex.. as much as I like watching you mumble weird stuff to yourself... Lets go kick some imposter Jeffery butt!!" he said victoriously.
" Hay is for horses!" I screeched and with that, I left running after imposter Jeffery.
* A little hay later *
" See if you say.. ' Hey how are yeeee ' then I would say ' Hay is for horses '. " I exclaimed to Jason.
" hey look at that." he whispered yelled, then tugged my waist to sit down under the bush.
HEHEHEHEHE!!! he touched me.... * * insert creeper face... JUST KIDDING * *
" It's Jeffery and imposter Jeffery mingling." I said.
" I don't like that word." Jason said sternly.
" What word..? Mingling?" I asked laughing.
" Yeah... lets say.. canoodling. yeah that sounds good! " Jason said.
" Okay whatever.. they are CANOODLING.. lets put imposter Jeffery into this bag." I said.
" But this is my cheer bag..." Jason said.
" Alright then lets use--- wait CHEER BAG HAHAHAHA!!!" I fell onto his lap from laughing so hard.
Now im blushing.. poop balls!!
I got up then launched myself at imposter Jeffery and Jeffery.
They GRUNTED at me.. of course.
I put Jason's cheer bag around him and almost picked him up when...
He started running, like really fast... bugs everywhere
And if bugs were everywhere.. they were all on me.
" GROOOSSSSSS!!!" I yelled and all I could here was laughing off in the distance.
* later with imposter Jeffery *
" Who put you up to this? " I asked out of breath.
" Alexandria just calm down." Jason said putting his hand on MINE!!!
" Okay im sorry imposter Jeffery.. im calling you Mr. Porkchubs, and you are mine now!" I said happily.
" Alex Idk if you should do that..."
" Be quiet. "
" But - -"
" Be quiet."
" Okay Alex."
" Alright well me and MR. PORKCHUBS have to go, bye Jason I had fun today! "
" I did too! Have a nice night." Then he pecked my LIPSSSS!! Just joking he slapped me then left :(
Then I punched him in the back of the head... then left ahahaha our relationship is soooo good!
Well Mr. Porkchubs isn't with sharing a bed...
" MOVE OVER YOUR FAT ASS YOUR HOGGING THE BED..!!" I yelled.
See what I did there hogging, like HOG.... haha
" Goodnight Alexandria, and before you sleep there's a ender dragon flying aroundyour house." Mr. Porkchubs said.
" Wait..., WHATTT!!!"
" BLARRGGGG!!! " Said the Ender Dragon.
" Ohhh crap. * Rolling eyes like a annoyed teenage girl who didn't get any bubble gum this morning *
Authors Note:
Sorry this is short but I thought it was pretty funny!!
I picky promise there will be more action in the upcoming chapters!!
And I do need to edit this.. im too lazy to do the spell check thing BLAHH...
Well bye and have a porky day!
Love Ya'll NODDLY CAT WALRUS',
Alexandria the Astronaut :3
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