I don't know why but douchbag's name is gonna be Shane pronounced any way you think it is.
You were fighting along side butters, let's say you guys were losing. Butters was down at 1hp and you were at 6hp. That's when a new kid pushed the dirty elf on the ground "Hey that's cheating" the elf ran away
"Wowie! Thanks! We should take him to The Grand Wizard, (Y/C)(Your class) (Y/N)" Butters suggest. Y/N nodded and butters grabbed his hand and lead him to Kuppa Keep.
As soon as you got there, The wizard snorted "What's your name?" "Shane" "Douchbag? Are you sure!" "No, my names Shane" "Douchbag it is" Shane groaned
"What is your class. Wizard,Warrior or (don't remember this one) and Jew" "Jew" "Wow. We will never really be friends" Shane the Jew rolls his eyes.
"Y/N you and butters assist Douchbag The Jew" They nodded and Y/N beckoned Douchbag over... "So, becuase me and butters always do this, Wanna skip the mission?" Shane the Jew nodded and they all started walking out of the backyard of The Grand Wizard.
Time skip provided by fuck you guys I'm going home
They ended up staying at Y/N'S house intill Cartman called her
"Where the fuck are you?!"
"At home with Douchebag and Butters"
"WHY?!"
"bye Cartman"
She hang up and rolled her eyes. "H-Hey sorry guys I gotta go home" Butters said as he started to walk "Bye Buttercup!" She yelled as butters had a giggle fit all the way out.
"So you too seem pretty close" Douchbag said and she nodded "Butters got me into this dumb game. I wanted to be on The Elf's side but.." "Wait! There is an other side" "yeah." "Shit man
I wanna be on that side" "me and you both my friend" You both laughed your asses off.
He ended up staying the night and let's say everyone in Canadian heard you yelling. I'm just kidding sorry.....
(Real ending)
You and Douchbag ended up making out in the closet... I mean kissed when he stayed the night.
(Okay I'm so sorry about the fake ending it was just my dirty mind.... Sorry for any mistakes in spelling.. I wanted to get this out since I haven't posted yet. I'll try to upload some more and shit..... Bye and yeah
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