South Park One Shots

THIS IS A FILLER(Creek)

Once upon a time,

In a land far far away.

Lived a very gay prince.

And his not out yet gay guard

The princes Mom and Dad have been trying to hook him up with a girl, saying its a phase .

Its not a phase.

Its very real.

Craig's POV

I hate being prince. I hate my family, beside my sister. I hate this castle. Oh, I'm just waiting to shave my head and spray paint the castle red.

I should do that.

I will.

         Knock knock knock

"Come in!"

In comes a twitch I call a guard.

Blonde hair, brown eyes, pale skin, perfect lips for sucking my di-

"Your mom wants to see you."

I nod and roll out of bed and start walking down stairs. Twitchy boy wonder in tow.

He's nice and not very protective.

He let's me go places. Only time he cares about me is when I get hurt or almost die.

He usual just sits back, I don't care.

I'm just a very gay 18 year old so eff off.

And that thought up their we don't speak about.

Don't you dare speak about it.

"Craig dear we have a surprise~" my mother sings from the dinner hall.

I got there and see a girl and her family.

"Come sit" demands my dad.

I sit, tomorrow the shaved head, ripped clothes and spray paint plan is in action.

"This is bebe, apart of the bb kingdom"

I nod.

She looks nice, but twitchy is hooooooooottttt.

Like I could touch him and I would burn to crisp.

I should try that.

"I'm Bebe" the big boobed girl across from me says, I nod

"Tucker, Craig tucker"

I hear laughter from twitchy boy by the door. Ruby found it funny too.

I giggled as my dad hit me under the table.

"sorry"

Bebe looked unamused

"After dinner, you and bebe can go to your room"

I scoff, "please"

Bebe looks offended.

Good.

I shall get twitchy tweek to do it with me.

My plan.

Not my shaved hair plan.

The

Other.

Plannnnn
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