South Park One Shots

Mrs. Potatohead(Bendy)

[[Yes! Bendy! Ye! My first songfic]]

If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha
The two sat in front of the mirror. They had to clean the mess up they made, they got into makeup and they still don't regret it, some other girls went to school with makeup and earrings. It wasn't fair, it'll never be fair for them.

Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable

Wendy and bebe played on the jungle Jim. Than they heard too women talking about them "Girls acting like boys, playing like boys too. Disgusting!" "I know" They soon got off the jungle Jim and went off to the swings, soon being told to come on and get home. They did and soon, started to practice makeup on each other.

Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Bebe sat there comforting Wendy. Wendy's parents where fighting because of her, She was unattractive with short hair and black eyes. As Bebe's comforting her she has a idea. Soon, Wendy had longer fake hair and contacts on. She had black hair and blue eyes. "Thank you" Bebe hummed in response

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together
Even if her face don't stay together

Wendy was fixing her makeup when bebe comes in and smirks "I am able to afford those new dresses we want!" Wendy jumps up and hugs bebe thanking her so much. If you asked how she got the money she would say I steal from my parents and family members.

If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
All you need's a couple more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

As they walk in with the new dress, they sat at a table and talked waiting for Red's and Hedi's appearance. They show up but with dates. Hedi has Cartman and red goes with Tweak and Craig. They shrug and goes back to talking.

It's such a waste
When little girls grow into their mother's face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

Wendy knows how much she looks like her mom. Black hair and eyes, but since Wendy puts on makeup, she looks a little like her mom when she plays with makeup. Lots say its such a waste when girls turn into their mothers face.

Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive

They pushed Hedi down and laughed "Your ugly you know that" Hedi looked at the ground. Wendy and Bebe went to the bathroom to talk, but Stan texted Wendy saying that we were breaking up and that it was final.

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Bebe and Wendy sat on Bebe's bed laughing and making Wendy feel better, as the girls eat chocolate and ice cream talking. Bebe sighs and looks at Wendy "I'm sorry but I can buy anything. I sorta ran out of money" Wendy nods and hugs bebe "Its okay"

Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?

"You promise me that you'll stay forever right?" bebe nods and smiles as her and Wendy cuddle up on the couch watching a movie. They stuff their faces with popcorn laughing and smiling at the most random things. Bebe leaned down and kissed Wendy, having Wendy kiss back. They broke away "I love you Bebe" "I love you too, Wendy"

Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Beep BEEP BEEP

Bebe sits up and turns her alarm off. She rubbs her head and looks over at the short black haired girl and smiles. She kisses her friends- secret crush - forehead and stretches. She gets up and looks at herself in the mirror. Bebe's makeup is smeared, she washes it off and looks at Wendy whoa up and smiling, makeup still on and perfect. "Morning Bebe" "Morning Darling" Bebe says and jumps back in bed "Is it a skip day?" "Yeah" Bebe can pretend that Wendy's her girlfriend, as long as nobody knows.

((God I'm glad this is Finnish welcome back guys I just wanna say I'm proud of myself for making a strong come back. Bye see y'all tomorrow!))