South Park One Shots

MEH!(Clyde x Craig)

((Why not do something new. AKA a ship I don't ship!))

Clyde's POV

I have a gay crush on someone that's most likely straight. He's laying right next to me, He has gray blue eyes. Wears a blue jacket and a blue hat, his black hair sticking out from under the hat.

"Clyde?" Craig asked "Yeah" he said nothing than. Did he just wanna hear me talk or some shit! "Clyde?" He asked again this time I looked over at him, "What Is it Craig?" I asked again. "Sorry" "For what?" He just shrugged and waved his hand like he's dismissing the conversation. I sat up and as soon as I did he did, we were now both sitting up, facing each other.

"What are you sorry for?" Craig shrugged "Tell me!" If I keep fucking with him he'll tell me he shrugged again, "What's wrong?" "Ill fucking tell you!" Finally! "I love you!" He shouted and flipped me the bird, silence.
"You hate me" Craig blamed me, for no reason.

I smiled at him "Why are you smiling?!" I kissed him. He kissed back. We broke apart as soon as we heard "GAH! Y-You o-owe me 100$ T-Token!" We looked over st Craig's door and saw them. Token and Tweak standing there. "REALLY!" Craig shouted and token nodded.

I looked at them and laughed. Craig flipped them the bird and they left, Craig looked at me and pushed me. "I'm sorry. But I love you too" We smiled at each other and kissed again. As soon as we pulled away we both flopped on the bed. I took his hand in mine and we raised them up, we looked at them and smiled. "Bebe?" "Bebe?" "BEBE?!" We sat up and I grabbed my phone and called her

"You miss our date you Ass!"

"I'm sorry bebe its jus-"

"No! I need an explanation right now!"

"I'm braking up with you!"

"What?"

"I'm sorry"

I hang up and threw my phone on the bed "I feel horrible" "Its okay" we flopped on the bed again and laid like that with the glances at each other a lot.

((I can't even rite now! I did this! Ahhhhhh!!!!!! Breathe! Breathe! Did it. Plus I might ship this now!))