[18:29]
taekitback: i'd like to commission you
minswag: what will that be of?
taekitback: uhhh i don't know
taekitback: just draw me an alien hula hooping with saturn's ring for all i care
minswag: and which type commission would you like?
taekitback: thERE ARE TYPES?
taekitback: man ain't art just bling blang blow masterpiece done
minswag: i wish it was that easy.
taekitback: just get me the cheapest
minswag: that'll be $10 for a sketch then.
taekitback: alright, great. cool. wonderful
taekitback: throw some sprinkles on and everything
taekitback: i need to talk to you now
minswag: this is a business. unless you are talking to me about the commission, i don't plan on talking to you.
taekitback: yeah yeah fuck you too
taekitback: suga- actually NO i want your birth name. if this is a business i'm going to call you by your damn name and not some alias
minswag: min yoongi.
taekitback: lmao min yogurt?
minswag: no, yoongi.
taekitback: right ok, YOONGI.
minswag: i take it that i'm older than you, correct? please use hyung.
taekitback: you want me me to use fucking honourifics?
taekitback: you can't be serious.
taekitback: yoongi-YA (shotsfiredmyman), you are going to fucking talk to jeon jeongguk whether you like it or not
minswag: i'm not going to talk to him.
taekitback: why? why can't you talk to him? what the hell is wrong with him? please enlighten me.
minswag: nothing is wrong with him. i'm just done doing business with him, which therefore gives me no reason to talk to him.
taekitback: you're a heartless duck you know that?
taekitback: dick*
taekitback: damn it autocorrect you took away from the effect we're divorcing
taekitback: jeongguk isn't only business. he's a human. and if that's what you're going to treat him like, he's so fortunate to not need to talk to you with all your bull.
taekitback: i seriously can't believe douches like you have a whole fan base, a whole bunch of people praising you all the time. i expected more of the almighty "swagador dahli" that jeongguk would talk about so passionately- jeongguk who's fucking good at everything, admiring such a man.
taekitback: i thought you'd be a god or something to get his respect. but now i see the only god you could be is fucking hades.
taekitback: #gettoasted #ohwaityoulivelifetoasted #bcyouresatan #andhells876degreescelcius #spicypunsamirightuptop
taekitback: i mean- composure.
taekitback: he really liked you, you know?
minswag: i know.
taekitback: then do something about it.
minswag: .
minswag: please only speak to me again if you need a commission.
