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jjk.art: wassup sugar cookie

minswag: what the hell its five am what are you doing up

jjk.art: the better question is what are U doing up?

minswag: i'm writing a music theory paper. now may you answer the lamer question of the two?

jjk.art: i was going to start drawing u right

jjk.art: then i was all like "crap i don't know realism"

jjk.art: so i spent about three hours trying to draw your facial features individually but failing each time

jjk.art: so then i read an entire 100 page book on facial structure and watched a few videos

jjk.art: but idk man maybe my hands just can't handle ur face, so that brings me here after wasting 7 hours trying to learn how to draw u

minswag: im honoured to waste your time.

jjk.art: don't be so proud, it's not like i have a life. i've spend 12 hours building a very detailed model horseback riding stable (with the barn and three rings and everything) for hobi's horse action figures but jimin ended up throwing it out the window because he thought there was a bug on it

minswag: but i mean 7 hours? i really don't think i'm that hard to draw.

jjk.art: yeah, i mean ur features aren't really that complicated but my fucking drawing ability decides to take a day off today ://

jjk.art: and every other day of the year

minswag: ok, so get the picture and put a grid over it.

jjk.art: i'm sorry what

minswag: just do some photo editing and edit a grid over it. it's not that hard, just put it into sai or some sort of editing program then just get a png picture of a grid off of google or something

jjk.art: oh imafaliurefornotknowingthat.png

minswag: agreed.png. anyways, you'll need to get the exact same grid alone onto a piece of paper. you can print out the reference photo and grid alone so they're exactly the same. once you have it, you can just use the boxes to guide you to get the features exactly where they  belong

jjk.art: holy shit that's genius

minswag: well yeah i'm the brains of this corporation so ill gladly bring in the grid method

jjk.art: what corporation

minswag: the "teaching kookie how to draw"  corporation

jjk.art: lol aren't u the only person in it?

minswag: well yes but i am basically the equivalent of albert einstein and salvador dahli so don't try and counter me

jjk.art: lol k

jjk.art: oh gotta go tae is threatening to impale me with 40 bear tranquillisers if i don't go to sleep

jjk.art: he says he'll also dance over my grave but i promised to do that for him and jimin when they die together by trying to put up a christmas tree or some other stupid crap

jjk.art: so uh cue: stayin' alive by bee gees buy it on itunes

minswag: oh that song, i must mention that i can hit all those ridiculous high notes with absolutely no effort

jjk.art: pft one time in a stream u tried singing chandelier and i swear u made three innocent souls deaf so uh idoubtyoucan.png

minswag: tilted.png butyoureright.png

jjk.art: anyways thx for the tip

minswag: no problem. just trying to get employee of the month for our corporation. but i'm so good i get it every month i don't even need to try

jjk.art: one man corporation

minswag: i can't hear you over how few fucks i give for your logic

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