anatomy.

fourty three

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[Group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]

taekitback: wHIPPED

jjk.art: STOP

taekitback: WHIPPED

park.jimin: sorry what

taekitback: is hobi here

park.jimin: nah, he's sleeping besides me

park.jimin: he was helping me with a project but the dude decided he'd rather calculate the perfect sleeping position instead of my math problems TT

taekitback: wake him up

park.jimin: he looks peaceful tho

taekitback: hey kookie

taekitback: do me a favour and scream really loudly

jjk.art: ew no u don't own me ://

taekitback: one will tell them about how thou is beyond repair of thy whipped nature

park.jimin: jfc kookie calm down

taekitback: did he scream?

park.jimin: "i hate u kim taehyung i know where u live and i will not hesitate to set fire to ur home"

taekitback: aw i love you too kookie

taekitback: but like this place is already lit because this king is spitting fire raps

park.jimin: no not again

jungstallion: what's so important that jungkook needed to wake me up from a good nap

taekitback: on a scale from 1-10 how hot am i

jungstallion: did i seriously wake up for this bull

taekitback: no this is important

jungstallion: you're about an 8

park.jimin: i'm saying 9

taekitback: ok and what's suga on this scale

jungstallion: 9.5

taekitback: whAT

park.jimin: tae, have u ever seen him?

taekitback: no

park.jimin: i haven't either

park.jimin: i want to rate him )):

jungstallion: k give me a moment

jungstallion: [photo sent]

park.jimin: oh

jjk.art: woW

taekitback: totally worth being whipped

jjk.art: TAE

park.jimin: i rate 12/10

taekitback: and i'm only a 9??

park.jimin: nooo ur a 13

taekitback: liar

jjk.art: here we witness the crumbling of a relationship

taekitback: i don't want to be involved with a crusty ass liar

park.jimin: how dare u call my ass crusty it's the most top notch ass in the land

minswag: um hoseok why do you have that picture of me

jungstallion: you literally told me to take a picture of you because you looked "super artsy"

minswag: damn straight i did look how well my outfit goes with the background such a beautiful colour pallet

taekitback: suga what would you rate me on the hotness scale of 1-10

minswag: probably a 7

taekitback: why 7???

minswag: because your beauty was being degraded by your vulgar words

taekitback: wait guys if you just saw me on the street without knowing me, how hot would i be

jjk.art: 11/10

minswag: 10/10

jungstallion: 9/10

park.jimin: still 13/10 <33

taekitback: stfu jimin

taekitback: but basically i'm hotter without knowing my personality

minswag: yeah

taekitback: so i'm hot

taekitback: but i'm also a dick

park.jimin: u r what u eat

jjk.art: #toasted

taekitback: #whipped

jjk.art: wHY R U SO MEAN

park.jimin: hobi, what would u rate kookie?

jungstallion: well, id rate him 8.5/10 but on a scale of cuteness he's like a 19/10

taekitback: no he's 0/10 he's disgusting

minswag: i rate his forehead 13/10

jjk.art: aw really

minswag: yeah you have a nice forehead

taekitback: whIPPED

jjk.art: WHAT I SHALL DO 2 U

park.jimin: wow kookie so kinky i didn't know ur friends with benefits

jungstallion: why am i so unfortunate to have to be awake for this conversation

minswag: ^^

this chapter is trash, i rushed it due to such a long wait. i'll try to do better next time, my apologies.