[20:11]
taekitback: id like to commission you. a sketch of a man- i don't care who you draw.
minswag: aren't i already commissioning you?
taekitback: sweetie, isn't this a business? as long as you are getting money, does it matter?
minswag: i guess not.
taekitback: wonderful. if that's how it is, i'd like to pay 3 extra dollars for 3 minutes of your time.
minswag: sure.
taekitback: whale crap that was easier than i thought
taekitback: i mean but of course i'm such a genius my plan would obviously work mwahahaha
taekitback: why are you ignoring kookie?
minswag: ignoring? i'm not ignoring him.
taekitback: your mother would be ashamed of your dirty lying mouth, wash all that bull out with some sope
taekitback: soap*
taekitback: if you indeed "[are] not ignoring him" can i have a screenshot of your dms?
minswag: isn't my word enough confirmation? this shouldn't matter so much that you need visual evidence.
taekitback: it does matter that much. and no, your word isn't enough confirmation. i trust jeongguk's word over yours.
taekitback: and my evidence from jeongguk's behalf is quite literally a quote of his in which reads: "suga's ignoring me¡!¡"
taekitback: sO suCk mY leFt OnE yOu LiAr
minswag: i think we can cut it at 1 minute and i'll take two dollars off your total
taekitback: wait no don't i'll be more professional and mature
taekitback: so enlightened thy clueless sir, what has been modified in thy beliefs of thou?
minswag: nothing.
taekitback: i'll pay $15 for the truth.
minswag: i changed.
minswag: your total is now $38
taekitback: boy i can't woRK with this if you're going to be hella vague
taekitback: stop BEING SO POETIC BEFORE I WRITE A DAMN POEM OUTTA YOUR WILL
taekitback: "min yoongi, such an irrelevant young man
he was lazy as hail, he never fucking ran"
minswag: i cannot give you details without some sort of reward.
taekitback: I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SHOOT YOU
taekitback: MOMMA TAUGHT ME TO SHOOT RATS INCASE OF AN INFESTATION AND HEY WOULDYA LOOK AT THAT THAT SKILL IS COMING IN HANDY
minswag: and i will not hesitate to block you.
taekitback: well crap. so uh how did you change? why did you change?
minswag: how? a person we don't need to speak of.
taekitback: i smell gOod informatioN like woW a nAme
taekitback: $20 for the persons name.
minswag: i won't take that money.
taekitback: $35 for the name.
minswag: no.
taekitback: $50 for the name. you could buy good paint brushes with that money, don't reject it.
minswag: 3 minutes is up.
